You know . . .
Dear You,
You know that I find goatees incredibly irresistable. Especially yours. Yours just makes you look so totally kissable, so much so that I just want to lose all restraint I have, shove you down and seriously make out with you.
For once, I almost want you to shave it, since you and I will never date each other.
Semi-lovingly,
~Skyline