Dear Mun

Hey "mun",

I don't know what the hell you're smoking, but leave me out of it.

I'm not here to get dragged along on one of your stupid, short-lived whims. I have better things to do, you know.

We both know that this will only last a month at best before you idle and flake off; why even bother?

Don't waste my time, lady. I'm not interested in your little games.

Besides, you really think that just the one movie that I show up in is really enough to figure me out? It's a shounen anime. I get a cardboard cutout of a personality, basically doing the token villain bit, with not a lot of depth. Slice it any way you want, kid, you got a lot of background and development ahead of you. You even up for it? Really?

I'm still not interested in being your little plaything. Go find someone else.

-Turles