Dear Mun

There's so much I want to say to you right now, but I'm going to keep this simple: I'm glad you've got me out here. I am. Now if you'd only update cano--[sighs at the glare from the Mun, rolls his eyes and pulls a cigarette from his pocket] Fine. Fine.

Username's fine. You could've done worse. I was half-expecting that James Dean reference you keep threatening me with.

So this place you're putting me in...it's a college? Huh. [he lights the cigarette and takes a long drag]

At least it's not high school and I don't have to sing. Or dance.

...Now finish that damn application thing.