Benjy rolled his eyes and reached down to start gathering up his blankets from where they lay on the floor. "I suppose that the idea of normal, polite behaviour may be a foreign concept to you, McKinnon," he said, making a half-hearted attempt at folding the first blanket. "But most people would just say a person's name or shake their shoulder to wake them up. Honestly, there's no need to be playing footy with another person's body parts just because you find it amusing."
He set the folded blanket across the top of the battlement and started on folding the second one. "And, not to be mistaken as a plea for your affections," Benjy couldn't help but add, "but if you were planning on kissing someone awake - as opposed to assaulting them - then you're in the right place for it. What are you sneaking up here for, snog-partner-less as you apparently are?"