LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY exotic_princess)
Christian Crusades and Jack Chick occultism cartoon.
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May 2008
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Very interesting read
maybe the molten lead wasn't necessary...
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY tully_monster) The next step in the gay marriage battle
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY exotic_princess) God hates Missouri
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY jehovahsfitness) An Icon for Dover
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY sunfell)
I have one of these on my door. It works. Creationism Comic - kinda... Ganked from Asatruar
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY silvaerina_tael) A liitle Xtian Fundie Humor...
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY cheap_laugh) The latest Red Meat
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY jehovahsfitness) Rather on-topic dark humor
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY wyldraven) Judge goes ballistic over SubGenius photos
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY sunfell) The judge, allegedly a very strict Catholic, became outraged at the photos of the X-Day parody of Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of the Christ — especially the photo where Jesus [Steve Bevilacqua] is wearing clown makeup and carrying a crucifix with a pool-noodle dollar sign on it while being beaten by a crowd of SubGenii, including a topless woman with a “dildo”. What is it about the super religious and their lack of a sense of humor? There are links to BoingBoing, Talk To Action, and Jesus General, as well as links to the Church of the SubGenius, for those who are curious. The Church of the SubGenius is sometimes thought to be synergystic with the Discordians and Erisians, and is a freewheeling, sex-positive, freethinking, often hilarious, and sometimes outrageous group. Don't go to their website if you're of a delicate religious sensibility- they have something to offend everyone. A Program to Decode Religous References in Political Speeches
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY dagoski) Beatitudes for a Pharisee Nation
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY mizliz) Inspired by one of sabine_ducat 's LJ memories.... "Blessed are the wealthy....those who patronize Christian bookstores and put the Prayer of Jabez on the bestseller list, those who build 6000 sq. ft homes for their "quiverfull" families and tithe to their megachurches, thereby enabling them to build luxurious office suites and take over radio stations across the land....for theirs is the kingdom of all under heaven. Blessed are they who spread mourning from one end of the globe to the other...for they shall be comforted by platitudes and lies and will never be forced to confront their destructiveness and evil. Blessed are the arrogant and prideful...for they will be elected to high office and will inherit the land, plus everything else that they stole, and will not pay any estate tax into the public coffers for the use of the undeserving. Blessed are they who will never know hunger and thirst...for they shall drive their air-conditioned Hummers to church and carefully lock the doors when passing through areas where the poor live in misery and are forced to whore away their humanity for their daily bread. Blessed are the merciless...for they will know of mercy, and will rightly reject it for the soft, liberal, demonic ploy that it is. Blessed are the small and shriveled of heart...for their soul-deep cancerous hunger will create heavenly hallucinations in which God appears and congratulates them on a job well done. Blessed are the warmongers...for they know themselves to be children of God, divinely appointed to bring all kingdoms, and principalities, and nations, and oil fields, and state parks, and radio stations, and struggling republics, and small rude huts under their dominion. Blessed are they who persecute for the sake of righteousness, for verily, every single mother impoverished, every homosexual murdered, every brown person tormented, every non-English speaker reviled, and every shock rod wielded brings great rejoicing in heaven, and great shall be their reward. " Cruci-fixin's removed
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY exotic_princess) AFA Whines About Episode of Will & Grace
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY britzkrieg) According to NBC's initial synopsis of the [Will & Grace] episode, Jack's fictional TV network, Out TV, is taken over by a Christian broadcaster, leading [Britney] Spears' character to do a cooking segment on his show called "Cruci-fixin's."Full Story Christian satire used to be so much sharper than this. Life of Brian, for instance. *sigh* Spot the Persecution!
LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY sunfell) Spot the persecution Go read the whole thing. Jesus vs. Jeezus
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