LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY theoracle003) Ok... I know it's a little scary when people post in a community going "So this might be a little off topic"
But... you know... I thought this would give you guys a good laugh, and it's related to Christianity.
Here's the link.

LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY absinthenoir)

I remember something in the Bible condemning the practice of preaching - something to the effect that they who preach are 'as close to heaven as they're ever going to get' (obviously paraphrased) - but I can't remember the exact phrasing or its location ---- can anybody help me with that?