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December 10th, 2008

December 4th, 2008

(no subject) @ 08:59 pm

[info]seekher:

((OOC: I'm so sorry I didn't get this up earlier! I was only home for a little bit after class today before I had to run off to work, and I just got in. :x Sorry!))

WHO: Cho, the anti-Voldemort students.
WHAT: Discussing the Voldemort regime and ways to change things.
WHEN: Thursday night, 11:30.
WHERE: Room on the 7th floor, across from the trolls in tutus tapestry. (ROR?)
STATUS: In progress!
RATING: PG? PG-13?

We've got one chance to break out, we need it now, 'cause I'm sick and tired of waiting. )
 

December 1st, 2008

frontpage of the Hogwarts Daily @ 01:00 am

[info]escapee:

Hogwarts Daily
1 December 1995
anonymous reporter

DECEMBER OPENS WITH A BLIZZARD FOR UMBRIDGE


This morning, at approximately seven thirty-eight A.M., High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge opened her office and was greeted with an unpleasant seasonal surprise: Snow! Witnesses of the scene report that the High Inquisitor opened her door and the snowballs rained on her like a blizzard in the Arctic.

“It was bloody terrific!” one Gryffindor, who wishes to remain anonymous, reported to us, “She didn’t even know what hit her! There was snow everywhere!

High Inquisitor Umbridge has barred her office from entry until further notice, but some daring students have caught a glimpse of what was once Umbridge’s office. “It looks like Hogwarts decided to let it snow inside there first, and then it decided why not let loose a stampede of pixies. There are snowmen and snow angels,” another student who declined to give their name or house swore to your reporter. “The best thing of all? The snowmen haven’t stopped throwing snowballs yet!”

Attempts to de-activate the snowball-throwing snowmen have proved useless so far. Professor McGonagall and Professor Flitwick claim the spellwork is far too advanced. “It’s beyond our expertise, I’m afraid,” the Transfiguration Professor told me. “We have no choice but to defer the situation to our superior, Dolores Umbridge.”

A few students expressed sympathy for the High Inquisitor’s situation. “It’s a shame about all her tea cozies, she had quite the collection,” a sympathetic Hufflepuff commented.


Reported by EP.
 

November 21st, 2008

(no subject) @ 06:21 pm

[info]cedricdigsit:

WHO: Any student not loyal to Umbridge who wants to come!
WHERE: An empty classroom near the Transfiguration Room
WHEN: Friday evening
WHAT: In order to learn, they're all going to need to work together
RATING: Keep it under NC-17, please

Looking down the barrel of a hot metal .45 / Just another way to survive )
 

September 29th, 2008

(no subject) @ 05:35 pm

[info]escapee:

Who: Theodore Nott and Ernie Macmillan
Where: Random corridor no. 9
When: Afternoon
What: Leaving class, and the rest is to be foreseen later.
Status/Rating: Incomplete, TBD

Ernie didn't think he was a bad bloke. Quiet, yes. Harmless, probably. )
 

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