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War is Lucifiers personal horseman (unleashdogsof) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2014-02-09 10:22:00

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!open, lacey burrows, ~hope winchester (rw)

This place blows.

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	cover_story 2014-02-09 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know about that, sir... I mean, it definitely beats being dead, which is where I was back in the last world that had me! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, guess you're right about that. ~~At least I don't have to listen to dickless big brother lecture me for an eternity anymore~~ Names War. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cover_story 2014-02-09 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	War? Seriously, that's your bloody name!? I mean, what? Is this the apocalypse? Are you one of the Four Horsemen of said Apocalypse? ~~Hey, I read my Bible stories, with my big brother, back as a child!~~ It bloody figures, the world bloody ending at the hands of the Antichrist, Lord bloody V- well, you know who, I'm sure...! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	It's what I've always been called, so yeah. ...You're a bit jumpy aren't you? My asshole brother's aren't here, as far as I know, so no. No apocalypse. No Mourning Star either, sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cover_story
2014-02-09 06:51 pm UTC (link)

Oh, I'm not jumpy; not anymore than I really should be after spending so bloody long trapped under the Death Eaters, who were trying to bring you about, worldwide! (And I DO mean literally TRAPPED, but - let's not get into that, shall we?)

Anyhoo, well, I'm so glad to hear that the Morning Star and your "brothers" AREN'T here: even IF the world has already bloody well ended, I'm certain, in my own home world!

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	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Where was this, then? Cause, gotta say, human's rarely ever summon us right. They probably just wound up with one of the stains, that's usually what happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cover_story
2014-02-09 07:18 pm UTC (link)

Oh, yes? What is a bloody stain compared to you, as the Real McCoy, so to speak?

And as for when and where it happened: well, it started in the UK in 1981, but - I imagine it was spreading out by the time I died... I mean, not that a bloody Whore-or, as they called me in tribute to my Dark-wizard fighting days, was exactly privy to the workings of their bloody anarchistic government!

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	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. Well, definitely didn't get the invite then, cause this is the first time I've heard of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cover_story
2014-02-09 08:09 pm UTC (link)

Um... I was actually asking just what a stain was, not commenting upon your "real McCoy" status!

And as for the question of the "invite" well -- they got on pretty damned well without you, so it seems! I mean, they had the world at bloody war - or close to it,at least! I mean, Israel, France, Japan, China, Brazil, and the USA were all in cahoots with our New World Order...

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	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	You guys call 'em Demons, but their more like turbo charged spirits. Annoying fuckers, if you ask me. Now that I definitely would have heard about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cover_story
2014-02-09 08:26 pm UTC (link)

Oh really? Demons...? Well, I suppose you could call Lord- Mister Minister V, as we'll call him till I'm dead certain that his reach doesn't reach here!

Anyhoo, what was I saying? Er... typing, that is to say!

Ah yes, the whole "I think that Lord Minister V was a bloody Demon himself" thing I was thinking about when you re-defined "demons" for me -- especially given how he resembled something long-since dead...! I mean, I do think that he was one of those "annoying fuckers" as you put it...

Only.

Well--

He was the only one who didn't literally fuck me, out of all his men; I think he must have been queer or summat!

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	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, maybe. There are lots of things that can take on a human appearance though. Wouldn't be able to tell you without seeing the guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cover_story 2014-02-09 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed? Because I said he looked barely human, just only barely! Ah, if only I'd travelled here with one of my ~~strays'~~ roommates' possessions, because one of them actually once was a Death Eater, and thus - well, let's just say he was enough of a fan of the Dark Lord to keep some...mementos of Him....! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Barley is still usually good enough in some circles. [Private] So, far be for me to pry in human affairs, mostly cause a good portion of them are boring as all, but why would anyone want to chow down on the big guy for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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cover_story
2014-02-09 10:06 pm UTC (link)

Sorry, what? Do you mean - Death Eaters, then? As in: eating Death?! Oh no, they don't want to really eat the figure of Death, as in the Apocalyptic figure upon the Pale Horse! They just want to -- you know, beat Death for their own sakes, at least -- or at least, for Lord Minister V's sake... I mean, seriously, this bloke was bloody death warmed over already... If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought that he had a Horcrux (or a dozen, perhaps)!

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	Re: [Private to War] unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	...I'm actually kind of surprised the big guy didn't show up to laugh hysterically in their faces then. I would have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to War] cover_story 2014-02-09 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh really? Well, then. I suppose the "Big Guy" doesn't have a sense of humour on par with yours... That, or maybe there's just some way that Death was intending to spare that bloody Dark Lord, if only to make him the Antichrist Superstar, y'know? I mean, honestly, that bloke was bad news! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to War] unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	I've never known my brother to spare anyone, ever. ~~Even his favorite hunter pets have kicked the bucket a few times~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to War] cover_story 2014-02-09 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no? Because I think there's something in the idea of having a bloody Antichrist, like in the bloody Bible, even if you don't really care for him... I mean, the Apocalypse IS supposed to be the "Bad News" to contravene the "Gospels" or "Good News", right? And like I said, this bloke was really bad news! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to War] unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	That would be Luci, actually. Not that it matters, last I heard he got stuck back in his cage by the same people that offed me, poor guy. Eh, it's more along the lines of spring cleaning for the winged dicks. Or Sunday night dinner, either way if this dude is 'really bad news' I'm sure somebody's keeping tabs on him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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cover_story
2014-02-10 03:35 am UTC (link)

Oh yes? Luci, you say? As in -- Lucius? Because while he was Lord Minister V's right-hand man for a while there, well, even if he is in a cage, he's probably bloody well gilded it with his THOUSANDS of Galleons, so... Yeah, I'm not feeling too sorry for him!

I'm sorry, how rude of me... I just realised that I have your name, but you don't even KNOW mine! I'm Mary Selwyn, Sir War...! Former Auror for the Ministry of Magic in the UK, but sadly, turned into a ruddy "Whore-or" after the Dark Wizards took over for their New World Order.

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	Re: [Private to War] unleashdogsof 2014-02-10 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Luci as in Lucifer. The devil, Beelzebub, though don't call him that to his face he hates it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to War] cover_story 2014-02-10 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh... I see! Yes, I suppose I'd be reluctant to hear that bloody name applied to me as well - even if I was the bloody Prince of Darkness! And-- er-- I'll try to remember that, if I ever DO end up in Hell...! Ta very much for the warning.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to War] unleashdogsof 2014-02-10 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Eh, its just a general warning, in case he does manage to escape his prison. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: [Private to War] cover_story 2014-02-10 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed... Ta very much, Mr War! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	a_winged_prayer 2014-02-09 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	It has got pretty damn boring lately. I feel like a bear consuming my weight in food. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, can't say I've tried any of the food here actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_winged_prayer 2014-02-09 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	It's not bad. Sookie is an awesome baker. The burgers at the Pub are to die for. And everything at Isabel's is heaven. But then Angel. Transmutation is kinda my bag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take your word for it. At least someones having fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_winged_prayer 2014-02-10 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Do you even have to eat? Eh it's entertaining, when I have the munchies, or need to get laid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lacey_burrows 2014-02-09 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	It's not that bad here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	It is to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lacey_burrows 2014-02-09 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Are you missing your home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Kind of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lacey_burrows 2014-02-09 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I think many of us get homesick from time to time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	It's far to quiet and tame here. Enough to drive even me crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lacey_burrows 2014-02-09 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes there's more going on than you'd think. I'm rather glad for the tame though. It's preferable to the dangerous events that the island has thrown at us in the past. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-09 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	I keep a really, really distant eye on things so if there is, it's probably not enough to gain my interest. I prefer dangerous. The bloodier the more entertaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lacey_burrows 2014-02-09 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you need to develop new interests. If that's your taste, find a video game. I've heard those are bloody and no real people have to suffer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-10 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I like my interests. Its my job, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lacey_burrows 2014-02-10 03:37 am UTC (link)
	You may like your interests - but it's not enough to keep you from being driven crazy by your life here. I still think you should try something new. Maybe try hunting animals? It's not my thing, but I've heard that others enjoy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unleashdogsof 2014-02-10 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Not at the moment, true, but eventually. Eh, can't say i'm to fond of hunting anything really. I'm more of a people person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lacey_burrows 2014-02-10 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	~~You're a people person who likes bloody events? Creepy.~~ Well, there are plenty of ~~other~~ people on the island. (Reply to this) (Parent)