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Tweak says, "Can I have four beers?"

god_of_poetry (god_of_poetry) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-12-24 17:42:00

Entry tags:

!open, ~sookie stackhouse

It's Christmas morning back home right now.
Can't decide if this is my worse or weirdest Christmas ever... or both.

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	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 11:48 am UTC (link)
	"Little blonde thing in a bad dress" - really knows how to hurt a girl (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 12:09 pm UTC (link)
	It was a good dress. Ignore her. No idea what's crawled up her arse and died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 12:12 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously it's you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. Unfortunately, I haven't been up her arse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry if I screwed things up for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	You haven't. It's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	I think you've turned into a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, that's my brother's thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, it could run in the family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	A lot of weird things run in my family but turning into a girl is definitely only an Axl thing. Unless you count Ty and his baking cupcakes. He acts like a girl the majority of the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe I'll get you a bow and call you Anna. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	Depends where you want to put the bow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Let's let Max decide where and how tight to tie it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Kinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	That's kind of tame for kinky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 02:09 pm UTC (link)
	It is. And now you have my interest? Do tell, what kind of kinky stuff has Sookie Stackhouse done? Bondage? Chastity? Spanking? BDSM? Exhibitionism? Erotic asphyxiation? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	My Gran said to never give the whole farm away at once... pick a question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	What kind of kinky stuff have you done? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2013-12-29 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	My ex was a vampire, you figure it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	What, an actual vampire or just those weirdos that believe they are? Although, the one I was with that one time was cute, hell of a biter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anders sookiescookies 2013-12-29 02:21 pm UTC (link)
	Actual vampire. Drink your blood, rough, dominant, super speed and endurance not-living, not-breathing vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sookie god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa, you are a kinky little thing. I like that in a woman. There are actual vampires where you come from? These people from different realities, bloody hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anders sookiescookies 2013-12-29 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	I am what I am, Anders. Yes, actual vampires and werewolves and some other things, I think. I'm not wholly human either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Anders god_of_poetry 2013-12-29 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't we all? Sounds an interesting place. Really now? What's not wholly human about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Anders sookiescookies 2013-12-29 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldn't you like to know? You'll have to earn that right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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