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Tweak says, "H is for Hammer"

James Buchanan Barnes (sergeant_barnes) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-12-03 21:43:00

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!open, jake sully, steve rogers, ~bucky barnes, ~rachel sully, ~steve rogers (old)

Okay something really weird is going on here. And I'm really starting to regret laughing at your blunt honesty Maryanne.

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	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-04 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Right now, yes. Before I got here I was sure I was good as dead, and if I ever have to go back to that I want a few marks on my belt. The answers make me sound like an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-04 05:09 am UTC (link)
	They make you sound like a man. But if you're wanting a few notches on your belt, you better look elsewhere first. Not that I'm not interested but you don't give it up for the first time to someone just looking to get laid. I would still like to go out on a date with you, though. Do you want to wait until you find a couple of one night stands before we do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-04 05:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't do one night stands. Unless I'm desperate. I'm not quite that desperate yet. So, you're a virgin? Please, Rachel. Stop this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-04 05:40 am UTC (link)
	That's good information to have. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'll stop asking questions but I'm not going to stop talking to you. Okay, I'll stop after this question. Would you like to go out on a date with me tomorrow night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-04 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. Okay. That's fine, just... no more relationship stuff? Maybe once this... whatever it is, goes away, would be best. I've already said enough stupid crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-04 06:06 am UTC (link)
	No more relationship stuff, I promise. Other than this, how has your day been? Let me know when you can go back to charming the pants off the ladies and then we'll revisit the idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-04 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Amusing. Laughed at Maryanne, because she got all hot and bothered at work. How about I ask you? With some flowers, and chocolates, let me be the man? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-04 06:24 am UTC (link)
	That's not very nice, but with her man I can see why she would. I'm not really into the whole flowers and chocolates thing, but I'll let you do the asking. I'm kind of used to having to be the one to make the first move so you'll have to forgive me on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-04 06:46 am UTC (link)
	You should have seen her. She was like a teenage boy with his first girly mag. I like making the moves. There isn't a dame on the earth that doesn't deserve good moves, to show her she's appreciated. It was a thing men did, do they not do it anymore? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-04 06:48 am UTC (link)
	I bet. She can be adorable sometimes. Not so much anymore, no. Real charm has lost its way in the world. It's one of the reasons I like you so much. You know how to treat a lady. Or I should say treat a woman because I definitely do not classify as a lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-04 07:08 am UTC (link)
	She's scary when she's mad. Or Mrs Hemingway is mentioned at all. You're a lady. Even if you don't think you are, you are. Or should be treated that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-04 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, don't ever mention Parnel around her ever. But I won't go into why. Never really felt that way, but thank you. This whole not being able to lie thing makes compliments easier to accept. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-04 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'll get that story sooner or later. Hemingway thinks it's because she's a bully. You think I'm not sincere when I call you beautiful? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-04 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'll tell you when you're not forced to tell the truth. It's not that. You don't seem like the kind of guy that would say something like that unless he meant it. But it's easier for me to believe it now. I don't get told it often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-05 12:18 am UTC (link)
	Why? Rachel every woman is beautiful in her own way. I haven't met one yet that I haven't seen something that made them so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-05 04:54 am UTC (link)
	Because I don't want you telling the story to anybody that asks. And if you're still forced to tell the truth, you'll have to tell them if they ask you. God you're amazing, you know that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-05 05:04 am UTC (link)
	They'd have to know that I know to ask. And only you'd know that I know. Am I? I wasn't even trying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Bucky

rachelsully
2013-12-05 05:14 am UTC (link)

That's very true. Harry Dresden and Maryanne are like best friends. Almost better than you and Steve. And Harry was dating Parnel for a very short time. And while they were dating, like maybe three weeks, Parnel suggested a three way with Hemingway. And I think ended up cheating on Harry. How would you feel about Peggy if she cheated on Steve?

That's what makes you so amazing. You're amazing without even trying.

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	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-05 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Huh, well that explains it. And says how loyal she is. Man. I'm not sure how I would feel. I don't think it would happen. Careful now, you're stroking my ego. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-05 05:43 am UTC (link)
	She is extremely loyal. It was just an example to show what's going on. I doubt it would happen either, honestly. They're just so devoted to each other. You keep going like this, mister, and your ego might not be all that I'm stroking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-05 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Not a bad thing, but I definitely don't want to get on her bad side. Yeah. If he did it? I'd probably punch him. Break my hand in the process, but still. Oh, Rach, don't talk like that. It's... It's evil is what it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-05 06:29 am UTC (link)
	You really don't. Oh I know for a fact that he'd never cheat on Peggy ever. I might be a little bit evil. But I like honest you. Honest you can stay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-05 06:42 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if it's a mutant thing. Or if it's just how she is. Yeah me too. She's his One, and I don't doubt he's her's. Honest me wants to tell you to keep talking like that. ~~Son of a b~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bucky rachelsully 2013-12-05 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Maybe it's a redneck southern thing? They're so perfect together. If I could find somebody that would love me even half as much as he loves her, I'd be lucky. You know you don't have to sugar coat things for me, right? Ever. Just friends or otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rachel sergeant_barnes 2013-12-05 07:37 am UTC (link)
	Could be. I didn't think about that. You and me both sweetheart. I kinda want to fall for a dame the way he did her. I do know that, I just prefer to. I don't want to be just some asshole with anybody. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)