Rachel
How nice for you. Excuses to make this okay just roll right from your fingertips. I didn't realize what a shmoozer you really were. It's a shame I would have saved myself a whole lot of heartache if I'd known I couldn't trust my own sister not to go behind my back and lose her sense of loyalty in her vagina.
You are two faced. Unless you don't think loyalty between someone you shared a womb with should be implied. Unless you don't assume that your twin sister is going to steal the boy that you've had a crush on since boys stopped having cooties. Unless you don't assume your sister would live up to a code that friends have. But I guess orgasms are thicker than blood for you.
Like I said. Have a nice life. I hope you ruining mine makes it worth it.
And before you bring up 'Dave' again, maybe this is why I had to wait for him in the first place. Because there's no way that Richie will ever look at me now. So thank you. For ruining whatever happiness I could have had once the crisises are through, and I have five minutes to not think about research and facts and figures.