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Tweak says, "*sporks*"

Irene Adler. Or Moriarty, if you'd rather. (theonewoman) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-06-26 12:52:00

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!open, ~izzy shaw

I mean, let's be real. Splitting time isn't something we can do. But, because for some crazy reason I've been doing a lot of work with fusion reactors and Iron Man's pectorals, I got to thinking about how it maybe is that we're all here and that this Island exists and if we could split time like we can split the atom -- I mean, it might technically mean personally stepping on Einstein's ballsack (by which I mean his Theory of Relativity) and I left my 'Fuck Me' Pumps in New York City, but I bet I can make do.

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	izzyshaw 2013-06-26 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	So you're thinking this place exists outside of time? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	izzyshaw 2013-06-26 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Ok. Magic and Electricity are my thing, not theoretical physics so this is kind of outside my ballpark. What would happen if we could split time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	... This. I'm reasoning backwards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	izzyshaw 2013-06-26 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	The island, you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

theonewoman
2013-06-26 07:15 pm UTC (link)

Instead of imagining parallel dimensions as something that always existed, imagine them as something created by splitting time, the energy and force of the split, could, I think, send ripples through a number of universes which would account for people dropping in here from other places, multiple times, multiple versions -- and the radiation and cast off might explain the mutations.

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	izzyshaw 2013-06-26 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	....that actually makes sense, though some of my professors back in university would probably tear their hair out upon hearing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Well sure, this is theoretical as all shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	tonystark 2013-06-26 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	I've never put much stock in the idea that we can't do something. I mean, we couldn't split the atom until we could. And I've seen a lot of things in my time that spit in the face of science. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	You mean like me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-06-26 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	I thought we established that you stepped on the balls of science in your "Fuck Me" pumps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	You think I can't multi-task? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-06-26 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm sure you can. But I didn't want to tell you what you were into. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	You can, as long as you let me return the favour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-06-26 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I'll even let you go first, if you'd like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thewinterknight 2013-06-26 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	I'm an idiot. Explain to me like I'm 7 what you mean by splitting time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	If you take a carrot and cut it in half and plant both roots, you'll have two carrots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewinterknight 2013-06-26 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. Separate carrots. Do they grow the same or differently? By which I mean, are we on both carrots or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	We're on both carrots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewinterknight 2013-06-26 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I don't even like carrots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theonewoman 2013-06-26 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my God, do you need to eat lunch? Are you hungry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewinterknight 2013-06-26 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are you inviting me to lunch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	your_caretaker 2013-06-27 02:55 am UTC (link)
	[....] I'm sorry, ma'am, but... Your WHAT-me pumps!? I just... asdfjlk [......]!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tonystark 2013-06-27 03:03 am UTC (link)
	"Fuck Me" pumps. In British, they use the single quotation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	your_caretaker 2013-06-27 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Y-yes, thank you so much for just repeating that phrase, Mr Stark...! I meant to ask Miss Trinity, honestly, WHY would you even want such pumps, ma'am?! I mean, wouldn't that be inviting... something untoward...? (Reply to this) (Parent)