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Tweak says, "and he shall be my squishy."

Dorian Gray (hedonism) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-06-18 10:02:00

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"How nice - to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."

~Vonnegut; Slaughterhouse-Five

So there is a bookstore. I love books, I especially love the self-help books in this particular place. Though I must say, my imagination has always served me up with the -- ah, shall we say, finest forms of assistance?

Mm.

I found a copy of Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle which I'm keeping, and Slaughterhouse-Five which I'm reading. I also found a few volumes of Iron Man comic books, which I've taken all the copies of and hidden.

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	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	You know he doesn't normally look like Brad Pitt. That was a one-time deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	He can keep the mask on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonysnark 2013-06-18 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	That's not the only place he's got those scars, you know. They are everywhere. And it wouldn't help with the smell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Well you don't have to sleep with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonysnark 2013-06-18 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	But I'd have to smell it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take a shower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	...Could you just back up for a minute and attempt to explain the appeal to me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	What, Deadpool's? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	No, Jeff Goldblum's. Yes, Deadpool's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	He's really fun! Bit weird with the swords, but a good time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	If you're into the swords, I'm sure you can get someone else to do that with you. Someone who isn't psychotic, maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Tony, I'm the last person you need to worry about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe, but none of the people who might have been higher on the list are here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	God, you know how to make me feel special, don't you just? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	It was a joke, Dorian. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, my patience is getting a bit thin -- it's not your fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I know. What is it that makes messed up people flock to you? You're not tall enough for huddled masses to mistake you for the statue of liberty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian hedonism 2013-06-18 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm used to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony \| Dorian tonystark 2013-06-18 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	You shouldn't have to be. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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