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Damon Salvatore likes holding hands. (manwithareason) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-05-14 12:38:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~peggy carter

I'm putting this to a vote as I'm tired of having this argument. Apparently I'm biased.

How many people think Elena looks like a whale?

Bear in mind, if you say she does, you run the risk of mysteriously finding yourself missing a large amount of blood. Just so you know.

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	turukano 2013-05-14 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	She does not look lile a whale, she looks like a woman carrying a child. And I would have slapped my husband had he even insiniated or posted such a thing about me while I was carrying our daughter. Should women eat nothing so that we gain nothing and therefore harm the baby's health? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I keep telling her. She's the one who says she looks like a whale, not me. I'm the one telling her she doesn't. And if I thought she shouldn't eat, I wouldn't have gone out, in all kinds of weather, scouring the city until I found a shop that still had whatever it was she was "craving", would I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turukano 2013-05-14 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Then forgive me, I misunderstood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should read things a little more carefully before jumping in with your judgey elf ~~bullshi~~ opinion in future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	turukano 2013-05-14 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	As you wish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewinterknight 2013-05-14 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry about that, ma'am. You don't have to take anyone's abuse and you shouldn't apologize for having an opinion. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thewinterknight 2013-05-14 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should stop being an asshole to a lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! You really don't know me, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thewinterknight 2013-05-14 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	No, and I don't care to, asshole. You might get off on being a prick but I don't give a shit if everyone else panders to you because they want you to like them. Don't be an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be an asshole if I want to be an asshole, asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thewinterknight
2013-05-14 06:28 pm UTC (link)

Be an asshole all you want; don't do it to women.

All these other girls tell you what you want to hear and you were a perfectly nice to them, but the one who actually expresses her opinion you jump on. Because she's an elf? Because she didn't cater to your fucking need to be told your girl is pretty or that you're right in your opinion about your wife?

Seriously dude.

You wanna be an ass, be an ass to me but leave the lady out of it because she had the gall to have an opinion that wasn't yours.

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manwithareason
2013-05-14 06:43 pm UTC (link)

Fuck me, is anyone actually reading these fucking posts today?

Okay, reread what she said to me.

Now reread what I said to her.

...

Looks kinda like the same opinion to me. She jumped on me for something she had misunderstood. If anyone has the right to be offended, it's me.

Which is the point I was making. She had a nervy spaz at me for insulting my girlfriend, without checking her facts first. I was an asshole to her because she judged me, as people love to do, and accused me of something without even reading what I'd written. If you can't be bothered to read someone's post properly, you shouldn't reply. And if you do, you should be ready for them to point out how fucking stupid you look. Whether you have a vagina or a dick makes no difference to me - if you're acting like a cock, I'll treat you like a cock.

If you'd read my post properly, you'd have noticed that I don't have a need to be told my girl is pretty. I know she's the most beautiful thing in the world. She, on the other hand, does need a little reassurance now and then, since she's heavily pregnant and stuck in this shithole. You wanna blame her for feeling down about herself now and then? For someone who's so up the ass of women's rights, that seems pretty fucking hypocritical.

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thewinterknight
2013-05-14 06:51 pm UTC (link)

I didn't read anything you said beyond 'she misunderstood.'

Because SHE MISUNDERSTOOD. Clearly you know that. So you say, 'I find what you said offensive for x reason' and have a discussion about it, instead of telling her not to have a 'judgey elf' opinion. Then move on. It's called being a decent person. Does she know you? Or your girl? No.

Hell's bells, man.

[...]

I read what you said. Good on you for shoving your girl's insecurities into the world for the rest of us to view. That must make her feel better a bunch, and to know you've pointed out her body for us all to objectify and judge according to our standards. Awesome job, slick. Because she needs our opinions to validate her feelings about herself never. Holy night.

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manwithareason
2013-05-14 07:10 pm UTC (link)

If she didn't have a judgey elf opinion, she wouldn't have jumped in before reading what I'd said. And I didn't tell her not to have said opinion, just to make sure she's not chatting shit before sharing it.

Besides, I never claimed to be a decent person.

Therefore my point is valid and yours is not.

And actually, knowing that no one thinks she looks like a whale does make Elena feel better, strangely enough, since her main insecurity is over what you all think. For some unfathomable reason she gives a shit about the opinions of the people on this island.

Now, you've proved that you're a moronic cunt so do us all a favor and shut up, there's a good boy.

Leave this thread for what it's meant for; everyone reassuring my girlfriend that she doesn't look like a whale, which, if you'll notice, everyone has done... except you.

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	thewinterknight 2013-05-14 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	Wow and they call me the dumb one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	I can see why. (Reply to this) (Parent)

manwithareason
2013-05-14 07:14 pm UTC (link)

As requested:

I found what you said offensive because a) I would never tell my girlfriend that she was anything other than breathtakingly beautiful, as you would know if you knew me or had bothered to read any of what I'd said in this post and b) because you insinuated that I don't care enough about my kid's health that I would bully the woman I love into starving herself. I found your comment judgmental and I would suggest that, in future, to avoid further conflict, you read what people say carefully before replying to them with an opinion which may not only upset them but others around them too.

Better?

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	turukano 2013-05-14 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	I have nothing further to say to you, as I would not dare to bother you with my judgy elf opinion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-05-14 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry; I don't really want to talk to you. I just wanted to prove that I could say exactly the same thing using someone else's method and get exactly the same result. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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