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Tweak says, "With... A herring!"

Loki (hamrammr) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-26 21:05:00

Entry tags:

!open, ~john mitchell (oe)

So guys, truth is, I don't like Annie. I mean she's beautiful and funny. She's very kind and god, she has a good heart. But Jesus, she highlights her lists with markers. I mean what kind of person does that? I mean she's close to perfect but you know... there are just some things you simply can't overlook. I mean she can't even fill a pint of beer. She wasted my alcohol and ruined my apron. So, yeah, I might love her and I couldn't imagine myself living without her but it was my fucking beer. Aj's beer.

Tell me, how am I supposed to like that woman and spend all of eternity with her? I'm Irish, I need my fucking alcohol. What's next? Burn my fags? I mean I would tear this place down to shreds for her, I would fight the scariest monsters, walk five thousand miles or go to fucking purgatory for her. But you know there's only so much a man can take.

Thanks for lending me your ears or rather eyes,

Mitchell

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	ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I KNEW there was something going on with you and that apron (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	It was my favourite and now I need to wait until you wash it before I can use it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	The word is if...and you'd totally lose where you were on shift without my highlighters (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	You don't get the work schedule for my pub: there are no shifts. Either we are around or we are not around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Aww, I love how creative you are at declaring your love for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I love you more than anything...except maybe Eve...but you can still shut up (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, what does Eve have that I don't? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	She's cuter than you...and she dribbles less when she sleeps (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, yeah, she can have cuter. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, what's the last thing supposed to mean? I don't dribble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	You do a bit, it's endearing (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, I don't. Are you watching me while I sleep? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	No, bringing you a cup of tea in the morning (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Mitchell ghostwiththetea 2013-04-26 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Or I stay in bed a while after... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	I still don't drool. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vanya_elenwe 2013-04-26 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Why would you say such things about the one you love? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	That she's beautiful? Or the part where I stated that she had a good heart? I don't know, must have been a moment of madness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vanya_elenwe 2013-04-26 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	But you said you don't like her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Crazy little thing called irony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vanya_elenwe 2013-04-26 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I believe the word you're looking for is sarcasm. But that's beside the point. Wouldn't such a thing hurt her feelings? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	No. She knows I don't mean it like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vanya_elenwe 2013-04-26 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Then why would you say it? I would be hurt if Sara said such things to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Because she bullied me into this post. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vanya_elenwe 2013-04-26 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	And yet you say you love each other? Love is not about bullying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-26 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	No, it's not. It's about caring for and accepting each other. But that doesn't mean you can't tease each other as well. She knows I love her. She knows about the things I've done because of that. Or would do. It means our love can take a little bit of friendly teasing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vanya_elenwe 2013-04-27 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Your idea of friendly and mine are different, I think. But whatever makes you happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hamrammr 2013-04-27 08:14 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent)