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Tweak says, "Go away. You give me gas."

House (gregory_housemd) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-12 23:59:00

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!open, kytana montrose, maryanne walker (oe), ~greg house, ~micha delmare

I want a cooler cane.

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	gregory_housemd 2013-04-13 01:01 am UTC (link)
	O.M.G. I'd totally love your cane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

((ooc: omg i LOVE YOU, House! xDDD <333))

cover_story
2013-04-13 01:18 am UTC (link)

...why do I get the sneaking suspicion that you're about to make some sort of sexual overture, again? If that OMG wasn't one in itself...! ~~too bad it's not a sword-cane! i could actually STAB you with THAT if you tried anything fresh with me...!~~ So... um... I'll be at the pub as usual, for tea tonight, if you want to come by and get it from me? I mean, it's not like I need it anymore, thanks to the Mermaid Jedi...!

Say, maybe if you're really nice to that particular Jedi, and STOP OGLING HER BREASTS, she might be able to heal you of... whatever's wrong with your leg, or back, or whatever you're walking around on a cane for...!

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	Re: ((ooc:P) gregory_housemd 2013-04-13 01:21 am UTC (link)
	I will ogle at your breasts whether you like it or not if I do come. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

((ooc :P back atcha! xD <3333 ilu so much, srsly! :D <3333))

cover_story
2013-04-13 01:38 am UTC (link)

...Right, then. Forget about the cane, because I don't need that shit right now...! I mean HONESTLY, old man, can't you just STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX for just TWO MINUTES!? Please...?

~~Wait a second, Selwyn... If you dress appropriately, he won't be ABLE to ogle anything below your NECK!~~

You know something, I spoke in haste, up there...! Sorry for that, sir Pervert! I mean, at least you weren't making some strange reference to my "bollocks", were you? But anyhow... I DO need my evening meal tonight, and thus I WILL be in the pub, whether you show up or not for your new cane...!

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	Re: ((ooc <3<3)) gregory_housemd 2013-04-14 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. I've never had a virgin before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cover_story 2013-04-14 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	... And nor would you "have" one, in ME, good sir...! I'm... quite experienced, in that regard! I mean, not that YOU will be finding that out from any sort of EXPERIENCE, given that you're just a filthy old man, and I'm more than a little bit young for you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-15 10:37 am UTC (link)
	I'll be at the pub to pick up your ~~dildo~~ cane. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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