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Barney Stinson ([info]suit_up_bro) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-04-11 21:58:00

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Entry tags:!open, maryanne walker (oe)

Whadduuuuuup?








No, seriously, what the Hell is going on here? Help a brother out?


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[info]asummersday
2013-04-12 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Freaky, sentient island. Fucked up shit. Random people dragged from different times and places.

Pretty much a normal day in Neverland, bro.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-13 08:16 am UTC (link)
Neverland, again? Don't tell me all you poor, beautiful women have been surrounded by boys who never grew up?

Well, fear not. I'm here now.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-13 10:34 am UTC (link)
Now that you mention it, there are some guys here who are really fucking childish. I think that's just part and parcel of the male psyche though.

Hell yeah you are! What would we have done without you?

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-14 03:10 pm UTC (link)
You'd have had to have experimented with each other.

You may still do that. I don't want to stifle any creativity.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-14 07:41 pm UTC (link)
I bet you'd love that, huh? Poor, beautiful women experimenting with each other?

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-14 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Um, yeah.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-15 10:56 pm UTC (link)
You better not let the moral brigade hear you say that. They might try to preach at you.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-16 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Psh, let them preach. It won't stop make it any less true.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-16 07:30 pm UTC (link)
I like you.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-16 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm confused by what's going on, suddenly-

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-16 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Why?

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-16 10:50 pm UTC (link)
We appear to be having a conversation. By this point I'm either being slapped or getting laid-

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-16 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I can slap you if it would make you feel better. You might lose a couple of teeth though.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-16 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Stop, I'm blushing!

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-16 11:09 pm UTC (link)
You don't strike me as the kinda guy that blushes.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-16 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Well, you need to learn some things about me, then.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-17 12:00 am UTC (link)
Go on, then. Enlighten me.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-17 01:21 pm UTC (link)
I'm not afraid to cry.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-17 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Real men cry. Or something like that.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-17 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Mhm, I do a lot of things real men do, but I don't brag.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-17 09:33 pm UTC (link)
So do I.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-17 09:46 pm UTC (link)
You...do a lot of real men?

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-17 10:29 pm UTC (link)
That too.

But I meant that I do man things. I'm a tom-boy. Whatcha gonna do?

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-18 10:22 am UTC (link)
Well, I was hoping to seduce you.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-18 11:46 am UTC (link)
Sorry, bro. Someone already beat you to it.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-18 01:44 pm UTC (link)
The hot ones always go first. C'est la vie.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-18 01:47 pm UTC (link)
Gonna take that as a compliment.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-18 01:49 pm UTC (link)
Take it and keep it for later, sweetheart.

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[info]asummersday
2013-04-18 01:58 pm UTC (link)
I totally will.

I'm Summer, btw.

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[info]suit_up_bro
2013-04-18 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Barney. Pleasure to meet you.

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