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Tweak says, "kekekekeke"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-04 00:03:00

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Is it wrong to want someone to call me up and just talk dirty to me? ~~It's late, I can't sleep, and I need something to chase away his ghost.~~

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_eames
2013-04-04 08:25 am UTC (link)

No no, I think you're right. I blame my chromosome for many things.

My dear Maryanne, I had my heart broken not nine months ago and since then the only person to spark my interest has been playing a little hard to get. I blame it on their emotional stunting but nonetheless.

However, if English public school accents are hard to come by in phonesex circles then consider me available.

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	maryanne_walker 2013-04-04 08:43 am UTC (link)
	You should try it at least once, if you've got a good ear. Now I feel bad, mine ain't been broke but a month... You would be surprised, there were quite a number of delicious British born accents, but I think the available pool has dwindled down to just a handful if that. And that would include you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_eames 2013-04-04 09:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh, believe me, I'm adding it to the list. No no, don't feel bad. I'm an odd one. Oh really? Well that is a shame. Though of course the British accent isn't as sexy to me. Not knocking my brethren, but I listen to them all the time. The American accent is a bit of a turn on, though. I imagine it can get pretty dirty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-04 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	If you like being talked dirty to during sexytimes then you'll probably like it. Well, I'm kinda immoral when it comes to skin. It's a damn shame, really. But I have a voice fetish, I could probably find something delicious with just about any accent I heard. Especially if theres a husky deep... I have to stop myself right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_eames 2013-04-05 07:36 am UTC (link)
	My dear Maryanne, does your last comment imply that no one has yet offered to satisfy your audio kink? I must say, I am disappointed in the gentlemen here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-05 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Hah! Well, yes someone has called me to talk about butter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_eames 2013-04-05 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Well I suppose butter is a little bit dirty- (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-05 07:59 am UTC (link)
	If you really think about it, it can be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

_eames
2013-04-05 08:10 am UTC (link)

It can be used for various lubricating purposes. On skin, mind. And on post-sex toast.

No, sorry, butter isn't doing it for me. Not even a twitch down there.

Well, if you don't include the previous interest expressed in our conversations on voyeurism. Not saying I've been sitting here expressing interest-

I should be quiet now. Clearly there's not enough blood going to my brain.

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	maryanne_walker 2013-04-05 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh goodness, Eames I'm starting to feel the vapors over here. All that dirty butter talk. So butter wasn't doing it for you but naked is? ~~Me naked?~~ No no! Tell me more about this blood going to all the wrong areas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-05 08:54 am UTC (link)
	I don't know who naked doesn't do it for. Although rushed, partially clothed sex is a great turn on. Seriously, it's been a long time. How much of a description do you want? ~~I could probably take a picture.~~ I'm going to jerk myself off when we're done talking. Is that sufficient detail? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames maryanne_walker 2013-04-05 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Lord have mercy, I think it's your turn to send blood rushing to all the right places... Should I mention I have a very active imagination? But... I didn't send your blood rushing, did I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-05 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Oh really? And who doesn't love a girl with an active imagination. What delightful things is your lovely mind cooking up? You're the only person I'm talking to right now, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames maryanne_walker 2013-04-05 10:08 am UTC (link)
	One big, strong, hand gliding over a very hard, velvety smooth- I may overheat in a minute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-06 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	You know it's rude to stop in the middle, Maryanne. Of a sentence. Perhaps you should remove a few layers- It might help with the overheating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Eames

maryanne_walker
2013-04-07 04:01 am UTC (link)

I couldn't help myself, Eames. Writing it was like drawing a picture in my head. A moving picture. A very very nice moving picture. With sweat, and muscles and skin... I could almost taste the salt, because, God help me, if I were playing a peeping tom I'd nearly need to be tied down to keep from getting close enough for a nice long lick. Over that thick hot skin. Even over knuckles, as they moved up and down.

See the lovely picture I am?

And I don't think I can get more naked than I am already. I've even ditched the covers.

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	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-07 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, if I saw you peeping, love, you'd be more than welcome to come in. Just creep into my room and do as you pleased until I could do nothing more but flip you over and return the favour- You really do give a lovely mental image. It's very inspiring. And now very true to life. I know I said I'd wait until after- No covers? I need to catch up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames maryanne_walker 2013-04-08 01:37 am UTC (link)
	I don't know why I never saw you as such a temptation before, Eames, but I'm sorely tempted to creep out of my room and into yours. I do hope mental image does you justice. Oh, you definitely do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-08 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm hurt that you didn't, my dear. Do you think you deserve for me to leave my door slightly ajar? Hm? Do you like tattoos? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames maryanne_walker 2013-04-08 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well, the Eames' that were here before I thought were into Arthur, so I didn't think your gate swung this way. I can make sure that I do after the fact? Oh yes. Oh very much yes. I used to have one. But they're so much prettier on men. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-09 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm still trying to get over that kind of thing. There being more of me. But this isn't time for an existential crisis. I did- Arthur- that's complicated. We shouldn't linger on that right now. One gender at a time, love. Well, that's not strictly true but- I have a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames maryanne_walker 2013-04-09 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Both do have their pleasant qualities. But then that's me. And sex doesn't matter when I see something I like. But? Oh, now I'm curious. Any new ones? Or newish. New to you rather than you got them here. I'm not sure we have a tattooist in the bunch... I think I've finally overheated. I'm babbling. Picturing you naked with tattoos did it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-09 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	My 'but' was referring to gender, actually, i realise I got a bit confused with my sentences and whatnot. Because as i said before all of the blood is in the wrong place. Or the right place. I'm just- I need to sort myself out, I can't even- (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Eames maryanne_walker 2013-04-09 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	I've found body and heart are better at sorting out what they want than mind has ever been. Mind is far too good at tripping over it's own feet when it comes to deciding on stuff like that. I think the pertinent question is if I turn you on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maryanne _eames 2013-04-09 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	As I said before, you're the only one I'm talking to right now, love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)