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Tahri (genepunk) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-26 15:53:00

Entry tags:

!open, kytana montrose, ~micha delmare

Fail!Filtered to Jedi
(ooc: meant to go to just the Jedi but everyone can see)

Rena, Kytana, I require assistance at the beach! Something has...happened... to me and I can no longer walk. I can still use the Force, but it feels different. I'm at a loss to explain what's happened so I'll take a picture with the phone.

As you can see my legs have been replaced by a rather long tail. I can only deduce that this is at the hands of whatever controls the Spire but I can't be certain of that.

Help?

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cover_story
2013-03-26 09:49 pm UTC (link)

Indeed, you have, it seem...! Silly island, really! Though... I suppose you should just count yourself lucky that Umbitch isn't around here, because that lady would likely try to have you cast out of society, as a Half-breed...! (Half woman, half fish! Half-breed, according to SOME...!)

And... that sounds nice, rather...! I mean, travelling all over the - well - galaxy, I suppose you'd call it...! I mean, honestly, I DO think that I'd have enjoyed travelling around the globe for my job, as an Auror, or as a Diplomat, later on in my career...! (Not that I have a career after the Death Eaters, anyhow, but... no good moping over that now, really... Second chances and all!) Anyhow, are YOU one of the surviving Jedi of the universe, or...? Sorry to bring this up, but... did you perhaps, die at Darth Vader's hands, as well...?

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genepunk
2013-03-26 09:53 pm UTC (link)

Well I won't be doing much interaction with society without the ability to move about on land! The city is some distance from the beach and the sea by foot. I don't think I want to try and levitate myself through the Force all the way from here to there.

I've heard about this Darth Vader from Rena, I sincerely hope that future does not come to pass! I am from four centuries earlier than her time and the Order is at peace.

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cover_story
2013-03-26 10:04 pm UTC (link)

Oops, I am sorry for... what's the word, *Spoiling* you on your potential future...? (Do JEDI live as long as Yoda did? I mean, "When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!" I LAUGHED at that line, in the film... and I couldn't stop... though that may have been less about the joke on-screen, and more about my boyfriend tickling me, trying to get me to be QUIET! Heh!)

Anyhow... well... I COULD get you a nice water bottle, what something to keep you damp, or summat...! I mean, I could conjure something appropos for you, once I'm up and about again... Or maybe.. I dunno, maybe this Malcolm character could make it up here, to fetch what I conjure, and bring it down to the beach, to you...! ~~I don't think he'd MIND seeing your - ahem - "tits" again...!~~

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genepunk
2013-03-26 10:10 pm UTC (link)

You haven't 'spoiled' me. Human lifespans don't usually last beyond a century at most so I'll likely be long dead, assuming I regain my humanity and return to my universe. Master Yoda will still be alive, though I would wish a better home for my old master than a hut on Degobah.

I'm close enough to the sea that I keep myself damp from the waves, there's not much breeze so they aren't large enough to be a problem at the moment. What do you mean by 'Conjure'?

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cover_story
2013-03-26 10:24 pm UTC (link)

Indeed but I meant if you wanted to leave the seaside...! I mean, conjure... like... Conjuring UP something...! I mean... I think the proper term would be "transfiguration" or even "charming up something"! I mean, basically, creating the water bottle I have in mind to give you, from thin air, or... well... anything, really! I mean, I could use a bloody BIRD to make an inanimate object, if I needed to...! (Or, y' know, Vice Versa, if I don't NEED the inanimate object anymore... Heh!)

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	genepunk 2013-03-26 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure a water bottle would be much use as I would have to be keeping myself wet all the time and not doing much else, but I thank you for the offer. Perhaps we can think of another idea that might work better? And you can literally create objects from thin air? That's amazing! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cover_story
2013-03-26 11:14 pm UTC (link)

Hmm, true enough...! Perhaps a nice little... I dunno... a pool... something of the sort... on Wheels, even! That way, you could use your Force to get around... without actually moving your entire BODY, y' know? Oh, yes, that *would* work, I think...! Heh!

And as for the whole "Conjuring things from the air" thing, well... yes... But really, it's not THAT amazing, really! I mean, there are at *least* 30-odd kids, every single year of Hogwarts classes and they've all got the same power... though naturellement, they don't ALL have the talent to eventually manage "inanimate to animate" or vice-versa, transfigruation...!

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genepunk
2013-03-26 11:29 pm UTC (link)

Amazing!

I'm not sure a pool would work, the doors are standard size and it might be difficult to get through them. Perhaps a hover chair and suit for water breathers? I'm unsure. Levitation is proving more difficult in this form than what I'm used to and I'm not used to having to do it constantly either.

I just want to get back to the city and away from the beach! For now anyway.

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