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Tweak says, "I've had everyone here."

Grey (greywhite) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-23 14:31:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~isabel lane, ~micha delmare

Right okay not to piss on anyone's cornflakes or anything, but it occurs to me that we have a lot of different people from different times and worlds and everything and as such perhaps not everyone's aware of the availability and reliability of contraceptives here on the island.

And just in case anyone's unfamiliar with the concept - they're designed to stop a woman from becoming pregnant. There are a number of forms and although I'm not a health care professional I don't mind answering any questions you might have, although you might prefer to direct them to one of the doctors. Doctor Watson seems particularly knowledgeable about the subject and was a great deal of help when I worked out the island cannot be trusted not to remove you from your normal form of birth control.

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	itarille 2013-03-23 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	I am an elf, yes. Are you knowledgeable on other [...] engagements of the sexual act? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	So you don't procreate to the same extent as humans, I take it? Because you live longer, is that right? I suppose you could say that, yeah. Has anyone taught you how to make a filter? I suspect you might want to discuss this someone a little more private. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-03-23 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	No I am not informed on creating filters. Usually my husband writes to me when he needs me. But to answer your questions. Yes, we wait ten years between children and do not bring them about during times of war. As a rule we do not have many, though my Lord Uncle is the exception. He has seven sons and that is a high number. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Would you like me to sort one out for you? Or were you just wondering about my sexual experience? That sounds like a really good idea. We're severely overpopulated where I come from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-03-23 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I had questions. My husband, you see, does not attend my needs out of respect for me. He does not recall being married and wishes not to take advantage of my [...] interest in him but it has lead to some [...] frustration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh right, okay. I could see see how that'd but frustrating, yeah. Does he believe you're married though? Have you talked to him about it? I'll be honest here I'm not great at the whole seduction thing and I could see how my advice might end really, really badly when tried on the wrong kind of man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-03-23 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Valar, no! I do not want to force him to lay with me until he is ready. That would be wrong of me to make him, I think. He wishes to wait and I respect his choice in the matter. My question was more [...] Well I might please myself, might I? Only [...] Well I am afraid I have not the words for it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tuor 2013-03-23 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Valar! I need not be seduced. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	well that's good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuor 2013-03-23 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	I am healthy and hale. It is my conscience, not my desire, which restricts me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not judging. I could've made suggestions, but I'm not foolish enough to think what worked in my situation would work in yours. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuor 2013-03-23 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	We have no problem. We have simply decided to wait until we are both comfortable. She says we are married. I come from a time before that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I gathered that part, the island's such fun, isn't it? I hope it won't be long before you're on the same page though, for both your sakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuor 2013-03-23 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, I wish it too. And for the sake of our son. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	I think he'll probably be okay even if you and his mother aren't being intimate yet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tuor 2013-03-23 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Could you not speak about this with me in private? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-03-23 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	We have spoken! I know your thoughts on the matter, my love. I take no issue with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuor 2013-03-23 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	But must you tell everyone our private matters? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-03-23 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	That was not my intent. I had questions, love, I sought answers. But I am sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuor 2013-03-23 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	I am not angry. Only surprised. I could never be angry at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-03-23 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I do not know how to make the filters, else I would have. She asked if I might learn and I neglected [...] to answer yes. I am sorry, truly! I know you are not angry, but our business.. is our own. You're right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuor 2013-03-23 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Nay, do not apologize. It is all well. I shall teach you how to use filters in the future, if you wish it. [Itarillë] For I do love you so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itarille 2013-03-23 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Tuor! I do not know how to make them. You cannot make it and not tell me how you have done it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Itarillë tuor 2013-03-23 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	It is very easy, my love. When you type a post, simply put my name in the subject line. See how I have done? Then nobody else can read it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Itarillë itarille 2013-03-23 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	But you have written my name. Shall I not see what I have written to you if your name is in it and not mine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)