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Tweak says, "LP"

Grey (greywhite) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-23 14:31:00

Entry tags:

!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~isabel lane, ~micha delmare

Right okay not to piss on anyone's cornflakes or anything, but it occurs to me that we have a lot of different people from different times and worlds and everything and as such perhaps not everyone's aware of the availability and reliability of contraceptives here on the island.

And just in case anyone's unfamiliar with the concept - they're designed to stop a woman from becoming pregnant. There are a number of forms and although I'm not a health care professional I don't mind answering any questions you might have, although you might prefer to direct them to one of the doctors. Doctor Watson seems particularly knowledgeable about the subject and was a great deal of help when I worked out the island cannot be trusted not to remove you from your normal form of birth control.

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	greywhite 2013-03-23 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh fucking hell it's YOU! Sorry. Jesus. You know it's very hard to keep track when there are like FIVE of you! Anyway I'll let you off - extenuating circumstances and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theheartofme 2013-03-23 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	:) Yup, it's me! There's only the two of us now. Me and the vampire one, but still. I would say that after this baby is out, I will definitely be needing some birth control, but then I remember that my boyfriend is dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	So I don't suppose either of you need to worry too much about at the moment then. Well at the moment he is, like I said you can't trust the island. You should probably consider precautions just in case. Handy though. Fucking living, breathing boyfriends with their sperm! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theheartofme 2013-03-23 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, not at all. Definitely. I mean, if some freaky train can turn him human, why can't a weird island? I'm rather content with him being his undead self though, you get used to it after awhile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greywhite 2013-03-23 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	Well it made me a vampire for a while, and Mitchell human, so yeah I wouldn't say it's unlikely. I'm sure you do. There are worse things, right? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	manwithareason 2013-03-26 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Make sure it's something that she's in charge of though. We've already established that dead guys aren't good with condoms... or responsibility. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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