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Applejack Apple ([info]applejack_) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-03-02 03:28:00

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Entry tags:!open, applejack, ~john mitchell (oe)

There's somethin' seriously wrong here.

One I ain't in my bed.

And two I have man bits and look like Mitchell.



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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 03:57 pm UTC (link)
AJ? What are you talking about? Are you drunk ok?

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 06:18 pm UTC (link)
No no I'm not okay I woke up in this room, and it's not Tony's penthouse. I think I'm back in the apartments.

And I have a penis.

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Seriously?! Um. wow. This island keeps getting weirder and I didn't think that was possible.

If you're at the apartments come down to my place and we'll call Tony. If anyone can figure out what's going on he can.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Which one's yours again? It feels like I've been in that tower forever.

On the upside to this, I can use both legs real good.

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 08:07 pm UTC (link)
We're in 1304. Amazing how long a few weeks difference makes right?

Well that's something at least, but you as a guy? That's almost as weird as a talking pony. ;)

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 08:15 pm UTC (link)
You can say that again.

Hah, you're telling me! My voice is all weird and everything. At least as girl I still sounded like me.

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Hopefully we can figure out what happened and get you back to your girly self in no time.

At least now you can pee standing up? Guys seem to take pride in that for some reason, but I have no idea why.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 08:58 pm UTC (link)
I think this has happened before. Or to Mitchell. Though I don't know what I did to get put as a boy. Maybe the Spire didn't like that I kicked that tree down.

But then I'd have to touch it. I mean it's not mine.

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 09:02 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't put anything past it, but who knows? Maybe it just wanted some laughs.

Well at the moment I'd say that it is, while you're wearing that body.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Probably. If I'm here, does that mean Mitchell's probably in my body?

Yeah but... I've only ever... Is it cheating?

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Maybe? I don't know.

AJ! I didn't mean it like that! Forget I said anything and just sit down if you have to go.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 09:47 pm UTC (link)
He's gonna wake up naked. Next to Tony. I think I'm a little jealous.

Okay. Sitting down is what I'm used to.

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Thats a mental picture I didn't need, thanks. But he will be in your body, you should be jealous.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)
But this is also Mitchell, I'm pretty sure he isn't into the fellas. If it weren't happenin' to me I'd be giggling right now. Does that make me evil?

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 10:52 pm UTC (link)
No, it makes you refreshingly normal sweetie.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-02 11:24 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if I'm doin' it cause I'm in hysterics or not but I am kinda giggling already.

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[info]living_history
2013-03-02 11:41 pm UTC (link)
I've been trying not to laugh only because I know you must want your body back, but poor Mitchell!

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-03 12:49 am UTC (link)
Laugh I don't mind. Like I said I'm laughing a bit myself.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-03 06:11 am UTC (link)
It's not that disgusting, you know.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-03 06:36 am UTC (link)
It's not gross. But it's not mine. I shouldn't be touching another man's stuff even if it's attached to me.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-03 06:54 am UTC (link)
As long as you don't have any sex with guys, do whatever you want. There's no telling how long we will stay like this.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-03 07:14 am UTC (link)
I'll stick to sittin' down I think. And keepin' my hands to my self. Otherwise things might get a little awkward next time we see each other. I mean seein' you naked was a little... Strange seein' as you act a bit like my Pa would, I figure, if he were still alive.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-03 08:59 am UTC (link)
I do?

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-03 09:15 am UTC (link)
Yep. You're very protective. Or it comes off like that, to me.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-03 04:10 pm UTC (link)
Just because I'm protective, doesn't mean I'm your dad.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-04 07:20 am UTC (link)
I didn't say you were my Dad, just that you act like he would. I think.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-04 07:29 am UTC (link)
Okay.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-04 08:32 am UTC (link)
It's not a bad thing. It's kinda touchin'.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-04 07:57 pm UTC (link)
It makes me feel so young.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-05 03:44 am UTC (link)
Well I wasn't tryin' to make you feel old.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-05 06:02 am UTC (link)
By telling me I act like your dad?

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-05 06:12 am UTC (link)
To be fair you're a good bit older than my Dad was.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-05 06:26 am UTC (link)
There - you are doing it again!

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-05 06:34 am UTC (link)
Not as old as Granny though? Does that help?

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-05 06:59 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I already feel better.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-05 07:21 am UTC (link)
And that means you're not as old as Ponyville either!

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-05 07:25 am UTC (link)
Now you are just flattering me.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-05 07:33 am UTC (link)
I've noticed you have all your proper joints too. No metal. So that's good?

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-05 10:13 am UTC (link)
Don't overdo it. I'll end up feeling like a baby.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-06 02:21 am UTC (link)
Then I'd have to make a few more old comments. Got it.

I have noticed some rather nifty things you can do.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-06 05:40 am UTC (link)
Deleting won't work. I'll remember. The damage is already done.

Like what?

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-06 08:25 am UTC (link)
Aww, well I tried?

Like the black eyes. And Fangs... And I feel twitchy.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-06 10:42 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah, those. They make for a lovely Halloween costume.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-06 05:03 pm UTC (link)
And the twitchy feeling?

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-06 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Comes with the hunger. As long as you don't give into it, everything is okay.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-06 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh it's not the hungry sort of twitch, I've had those before. Granny said I could put away more food than two full grown stallions. It's something different. Nothing to do with the heartbeats and stuff.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-06 06:12 pm UTC (link)
Then I have no idea what you are talking about.

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[info]applejack_
2013-03-07 12:20 am UTC (link)
Maybe it's just the fact that I'm a girl in a boys body.

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[info]hamrammr
2013-03-07 06:29 am UTC (link)
Yeah.

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