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Moon Knight (giftshopist) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2022-04-28 06:33:00

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lisa cuddy, maryanne walker (oe), moon knight (mcu)

Excuse me, sorry, I know it's early, but I must have been sleep walking and I woke up and don't know where I am. How do I get back to my flat?

Cheers, thanks.

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	maryanne_walker 2022-04-28 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Hey Steven, you're in luck, some of us are early raisers. ~~Or non-sleepers wha~~ Can you describe your surroundings? Or take pictures? If not I can go furry and start at your apartment and just follow your scent. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	giftshopist 2022-04-28 06:11 am UTC (link)
	~~What? Furry like off the internet?~~ I'm in a really tall overgrown park with balconies all round it? I can't see any of the weird writing system anywhere. [Photo of the park, looking up at some of the balconies] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-28 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh shit. Okay. I kind of know where you are. Can you get to any stairs that lead up to one of the balconies? If not, I can find some rock climbing gear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giftshopist 2022-04-28 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I can try. The only one I can see has missing steps but I'll get to the perimeter and try to walk all round it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-28 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Alright, I'm coming with the gear. It'll take a minute, because there's more than one of those, and unfortunately more than one is missing some steps. Or... you know what a Mountain Lion sounds like? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giftshopist 2022-04-28 07:56 am UTC (link)
	This is so much hassle for you, I'm sorry. And not really, no. I mean, I've seen documentaries about them on BBC4, but I wouldn't know it off the top of my head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-28 08:17 am UTC (link)
	It is no hassle at all Steven. I'm sure you'd do the same if anyone else was in the same situation. It's kind of a lower octave, and louder meow. And it carries. When you hear one, don't be scared, I need you to hoop and holler as loud as you can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giftshopist 2022-04-28 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yeah. Of course. I can do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2022-04-29 04:06 am UTC (link)
	See, no hassle at all. Okay, I'm on my way... well, I've been on my way but yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	giftshopist 2022-04-29 09:28 am UTC (link)
	Okay. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private (sent later, once he's been found and safe) proud_miserable 2022-04-28 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hi Steven. I saw your message earlier. Do you sleepwalk often? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private giftshopist 2022-04-28 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hello. I sleepwalk a lot, yeah. I've woken up in all kinds of places. But "Weird Space Park" was definitely one of the weirder ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private proud_miserable 2022-04-28 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	There are several strange places here. Did you ever see a doctor for your sleepwalking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private giftshopist 2022-04-28 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, I can believe that! I didn't know it was a thing you could go to the doctor for, to be honest. I just put an extra lock ~~or three~~ on the front door back in London, and try not to sleep too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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proud_miserable
2022-04-28 09:15 pm UTC (link)

You should come see me and spend a night in medbay where I can monitor your sleep. There could be underlying sleep disorder causing the sleepwalking.

A lock on your apartment door here would be a good idea. An alarm too. I also suggest checking to make sure there's no power cords around or anything else you could trip over and making sure you don't have any sharp or fragile objects out in the open.

You need sleep.

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	Private giftshopist 2022-04-28 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	My flat's all tidy now, I've got all the books up on shelves and everything. But the sleep monitoring sounds great. I know I need sleep and I do get some sleep but I still wake up exhausted. Which isn't surprising if I'm doing laps of the bloody station, you know? Some mornings, I wake up and I feel like I've been hit by a bus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private proud_miserable 2022-04-28 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	If that was sarcasm, the sleep monitoring isn't overly invasive. The monitors here are more advanced than in my time. Then we should definitely monitor you sleep for a night, maybe two. You might be experiencing sleep apnea in addition to the sleepwalking. On the worst mornings, do you check yourself for signs of injury, such as bruising? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private giftshopist 2022-04-28 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	It wasn't sarcasm, honest. I just want to sleep and not need to worry about waking up just as I fall off a balcony or something else stupid like that. I check, yeah. Every morning. There's nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private proud_miserable 2022-04-28 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Good. It can be hard to detect sarcasm over text. What night would be good for you to come in? If you ever see any heavy bruising or have a bad headache, please come in to get it checked right away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private giftshopist 2022-04-28 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Any night suits me. It's not like I'm working inventory back at the museum any more, you know? I just have to get Gus fed, and that's it really. I can do that. I mean, I get headaches too, but I figured it was eye strain. I had to get glasses for reading recently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private proud_miserable 2022-04-28 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	How's tonight then? That could be if they're routine headaches. If you wake up with a headache, it's best to get it checked in case you hit your head while sleepwalking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private giftshopist 2022-04-28 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Perfect! Can I bring a book or two? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private proud_miserable 2022-04-29 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yes and bring anything else you need to sleep, including pyjamas/clothes you sleep in and favourite pillows if you have them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private giftshopist 2022-04-29 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'll do that. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)