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Tweak says, "Braaaaiiiiiins"

Fitzwilliam Darcy (mrdarcy_) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2022-02-07 16:11:00

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fitzwilliam darcy, miguel o'hara, ~hannah hale, ~liberty becket

Well, thank goodness that is behind me. Although, I did wonder if I might make it to a full calendar month this time around.

[Shepard]
Do you need to remove this implant again, or make any adjustments?

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	Darcy commander_shep 2022-02-08 07:24 am UTC (link)
	That's up to you. I would have to change it to your male DNA but it would still work, and keep you from fathering any kids until you wanted to. It'll also keep you, er, 'social disease' free. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Shepard mrdarcy_ 2022-02-08 08:20 am UTC (link)
	If you suddenly leave this place, is there a way for me or somebody else to switch it off again? You never know how quickly things might change around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darcy commander_shep 2022-02-08 08:35 am UTC (link)
	It seems like our stuff stays behind, so all you'd have to do is go in the Normandy and tell JARVIS to shut it off. Otherwise it would take a little surgery, a tiny incision and a couple stitches to remove. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard mrdarcy_ 2022-02-08 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Very well, then let’s update it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darcy commander_shep 2022-02-08 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Alright, consider it done. The wonders of the 22nd century. Just wait a week before you do any horizontal dancing without an alternate version of birth control. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard mrdarcy_ 2022-02-08 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. You have such a romantic way with words. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darcy commander_shep 2022-02-08 09:03 am UTC (link)
	No problem. Hah, I'm just trying to say it in a way that wont make you twitch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard mrdarcy_ 2022-02-08 09:07 am UTC (link)
	I think that I’m having this conversation without wanting to rip my own skin off is progress! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darcy commander_shep 2022-02-08 09:27 am UTC (link)
	Who knew either of us could change? Because you're probably the only other person I know that would headbutt a Krogan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard mrdarcy_ 2022-02-08 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	Dare I ask, what is a Krogan? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darcy commander_shep 2022-02-09 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Picture a seven foot tall snapping turtle. I tried to find a picture of Wrex, but apparently they're gone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Shepard mrdarcy_ 2022-02-10 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	And why am I headbutting an overgrown turtle? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darcy commander_shep 2022-02-12 08:28 am UTC (link)
	It's a fast way to gain respect from a species that, with an exception of a choice few, doesn't think humans are worthy of respect. And they're stubborn about it. Trust me, if you had met the ones I did even you would have wanted to do something. Headbutting might not have been the first choice though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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