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maryellenw ([info]maryellenw) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2021-08-05 04:49:00

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Entry tags:!open, dddddeeeeaaaaaaannnn!!!!, mary ellen winchester, suzume

I know things are weird and sort of awful but if anyone needs some levity; I just did some laundry and matched up every single sock in this apartment. All of them. Even the baby ones.

Is this what being a god feels like?



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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 08:55 am UTC (link)
When I was young, Papa never managed to match up my socks. So I would say you'd at least outdone him.

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 08:56 am UTC (link)
I've never managed before. It's a literal miracle.

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 08:58 am UTC (link)
I would take the miracles and not question them. You are clearly the superior. Maybe you should lead this place.

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 09:01 am UTC (link)
I mean, I'll take the title of superior god but I don't know about being in charge.

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 09:03 am UTC (link)
Let's stick to superior god then. You can occasionally come out and bestow sock-related wisdom upon us commoners.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 09:07 am UTC (link)
Socks are things you put on your feet.

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 09:10 am UTC (link)
Yes, I know.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 09:12 am UTC (link)
Good. Dean just le--learned that. Dean had never heard of socks before. Do socks make people Gods?

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 09:14 am UTC (link)
We are just joking around, Dean.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 09:23 am UTC (link)
Mm. Dean does not un--Understand why socks make Gods.

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 09:27 am UTC (link)
They don't. That's what joking means. Look, it's a really crap day. I just want to have a bit of fun

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 09:34 am UTC (link)
Ooooh. Dean und-Understands! Socks do not make gods! Dean is sorry that Dean can not... Joke as good.

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 09:12 am UTC (link)
Mary Ellen, sock god. My rule will be fair but strict.

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 09:15 am UTC (link)
What's your first commandment, oh lord of socks? Don't wash white socks with red ones?

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 09:18 am UTC (link)
Don't mix white and red and if the seam annoys your toes it's totally legal to wear them inside out. Those socks deserve the shame.

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 09:21 am UTC (link)
Shaming socks? Is there a sock hierarchy... a sock cast system maybe?

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 09:31 am UTC (link)
Oh absolutely. Comfort is paramount in sock society, but patterns matter too. Fuzzy Christmas socks are king. You've got those nice soft ones that have the cool design? Tose are your nobles and knights. Everyday reliables: peasants. Once they get holey, lower class.

Anything that's been worn with a sandal has unfortunately been cast out and must live in solitude.

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[info]yellow_zu
2021-08-05 09:38 am UTC (link)
Fuzzy Christmas socks? Nice choice. All hail the rulers of sock society.

I agree with those outcasts too. How dare they create an image like that?

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 02:38 pm UTC (link)
It's a disgrace to socks everywhere.

And toe socks are definitely those two women who live out in the woods that everyone says are witches but they're really just kind of weird lesbians.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 08:55 am UTC (link)
What is Socks?

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 08:56 am UTC (link)
Clothes for feet.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 08:58 am UTC (link)
Mmm. Dean thinks Dean understands. But, Dean has another thing to ask: What are clothes?

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 09:02 am UTC (link)
It's all the stuff everyone wears all the time that isn't armor or space suits.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 09:05 am UTC (link)
Dean knows some of the words you said. But, then Dean does not. What is space suit? And armor?

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 09:11 am UTC (link)
Armor is what you wear to fight. Space suits are what we have to wear to go outside the station.

It might be easier for one of your friends to just show you what clothes are next time you see them.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 09:22 am UTC (link)
Dean does not need to wear armor to fight. Dean is strong! Outside of the station? Does Nice Lady mean in the blinky lights? Red told Dean never to go to the blinky light!

Oh, okay. Dean will ask.

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 09:33 am UTC (link)
I...guess? I don't really know what you're talking about.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-05 09:44 am UTC (link)
The.. The blinky lights outside the station. They are very pretty, but Red told Dean never to go out to them?

Does need a space suit if Dean wants to see the blinky lights better?

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[info]maryellenw
2021-08-05 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yeah. You probably need a suit yes, and definitely need help from someone who knows how to do it.

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[info]ddddeeeeaaaannn
2021-08-11 07:28 am UTC (link)
Okay. Dean would like a suit, and Dean will ask. Seeing the blinky lights more close would be very nice.

Thank you, Sock-God Lady! widesmileface

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[info]reeve_adler
2021-08-06 06:46 am UTC (link)
Hah! Mom always had a problem with that sort of thing. I always thought it was my dad playing tricks on her.

I bow to you, Sock Goddess!! :)

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