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Commander Elyssa Shepard ([info]commander_shep) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2018-10-31 03:41:00

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Entry tags:!open, rawdon crawley, shepard, sunila montrose

Okay, guys... What's going on?


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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-10-31 11:04 am UTC (link)
I don’t know, what’s going on with you?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-10-31 11:09 am UTC (link)
Well, my hand goes through everything I try to touch and it seems the Normandy is under the water.

Shit. I need to touch my kids, I mean not right this second, but like I need my hands not to pass through stuff when I change diapers, and feed them.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-10-31 11:13 am UTC (link)
What? This day just gets weirder and weirder.

I’m not sure I’ll be much use with the kids right now I’m starving

If the Normandy is under water, can you not get out? Can people get in?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-10-31 11:36 am UTC (link)
I don't know what is going on. This is freaking me out. Am I dead?

What... Why?

The docking area of the station is not underwater. Just... where space was is.





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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-10-31 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Don't freak out, it sounds like there's a lot of weird shit going on today. Halloween pranks?

Well... before I say anything, let me just say that Bryn had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Alright, so someone else can come and help you with the kids for a start.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-01 03:49 am UTC (link)
I was fine with this shit before. But I didn't have kids before.

Okay...

Yeah they can.. they can get in here. I guess I'm lucky that the omnitool still works. And JARVIS is still listening but this is fucked up.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-01 09:39 am UTC (link)
It does rather complicate things. I’m kind of bitey. [same photo he sent Bryn] It is very fucked up. Surely it will be temporary.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-01 09:54 am UTC (link)
It really complicates things. I'm not even sensed enough by the doors for them to open. So I could leave the room.

I know I shouldn't be.... Hello. If I wasn't non-corporeal right now I'd let you bite me.

Jarvis is working on fixing some of the problems but I'm still screwed.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-02 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Can you walk through walls? I know you'll look ridiculous trying, but it might be useful.

Ah, Christ, don't even toy with me. This is... a uniquely intense feeling.

Is there something I can do from a distance?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-03 08:28 am UTC (link)
I didn't try that. And if it looks silly it's between me and you, because no one else will see it. But JARVIS he reminds me.

Hey, I was absolutely serious. Which feeling?

You're doing it. Letting me hysterical at you and getting it out of my system so I can think

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-04 03:54 pm UTC (link)
There we go, that's the spirit. Give it a try.

The need for blood, the desire to bite you. More you than Mixed with a fair bit of arousal.

Oh, well than good. Be as hysterical as you need at me.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-04 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Why did that work? And why haven't I fallen through the floor since that works?

Me specifically? Dracula made vampires sexy for a reason.

I think you're logicing it away. Which is good too.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-05 11:03 am UTC (link)
I have no answer for you there, I was just going on ghost stereotypes.

Blood generally, but you specifically. Like being hungry generally, but still having something in particular you'd like above other things. Who's Dracula?

Oh, logic and I are not usually well acquainted, so that's handy.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-05 12:24 pm UTC (link)
Okay, have you seen any stereotypical ghosts fall through the floor of an elevator?

Is it weird that that just turned me on? It is isn't it? Dracula is the vampire who started it all. I don't know when the book was published though.

Well you're pretty awesome at it at the moment.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-05 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Can't say that I have.

I hope not, because the very thought of it is turning me on just as much. Alright, well, thank you Dracula, I suppose?

Excellent, hopefully it lasts.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-06 05:17 am UTC (link)
Okay. I can... Yep. I can go through those doors too. Sorry omnitool is dictating.

Damnit and I'm stuck as a ghost.

I'm sure it will.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-06 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Right.... have you just abandoned infants and gone on a jolly now?

It's really unfortunate, although maybe for the best. I don't think I have much control right now.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-06 09:13 pm UTC (link)
No, but I can't operate the lift to go down. JARVIS says he is working around the protocols.

Yeah, as much as I like to play that I'm ten foot tall and bulletproof I'm not really. So, sadly, I shouldn't be the first person that you bite.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-07 10:49 am UTC (link)
Oh, you can't get to them? Well, shit. I mean, Jarvis can let you know that they're okay right now, yeah?

Spoil sport.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-07 11:03 am UTC (link)
Nope. But Sunila is coming to help and she says she'll keep them as long as I need her too. Which is good because I don't want to scare my kids, and she has two of her own that were born about the same time they were, so... play date.

I know, I know. If you knew how to work the defibrillator in the medbay on the Normandy, and I was more flesh bound, I'd say come get it stud.

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-09 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh good, I’m glad someone was able to help. And it’ll be fun for them if it’s like a play date.

Damn. You little thrill seeker. Why is that so hot?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-09 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Yeah me too. I have really great in-laws.

I don't know! Maybe it's the strong attraction we have otherwise?

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[info]cpt_crawley
2018-11-09 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Yes, that must be it.

This better not last too long, by jove. I think I'll go insane.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-10 12:00 am UTC (link)
Because if I'm honest I liked you with as few clothes as I can get you, before the fangs.

We can share a padded room.

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[info]blue_eyed_force
2018-10-31 03:59 pm UTC (link)
What's up where you are?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-01 03:50 am UTC (link)
The Normandy is underwater, and I'm apparently dead.

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[info]blue_eyed_force
2018-11-01 05:14 pm UTC (link)
If it helps, these things don't last.

Maybe you have some kind of undead power to teleport?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-01 07:33 pm UTC (link)
I know but I have immediate worries, I can't get down to TK and Ashley, the bio-metric scanner isn't picking me up so the doors aren't opening.

If I do I wouldn't know how to use them.

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[info]blue_eyed_force
2018-11-01 09:26 pm UTC (link)
What part of the ship are they in? Is anyone else with them?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-02 09:05 am UTC (link)
It's only me and them on the ship. And they sleep one floor up from the bridge. JARVIS is keeping them calm.

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[info]blue_eyed_force
2018-11-02 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Could I get to them?

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-03 06:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah, you have access, have had since one of the fights on the island. Can't say I remember which one.

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[info]blue_eyed_force
2018-11-03 04:04 pm UTC (link)
I'm on my way. I'll help out until things are back to normal.

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[info]commander_shep
2018-11-03 11:34 pm UTC (link)
Thank you Sunila. I appreciate so much. It takes a huge weight off my shoulders.

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