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Tweak says, "NERF THIS!"

Andrew Prior (hereforareason) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-01-06 20:16:00

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I don't really have to explain myself. I don't have to justify my actions. And I don't have to be clearheaded to know that my pet peeves will get a good portion of this island riled up.

How fucking brilliant that everyone's in fucking love and being sugary sweet about it. Fucking brilliant. Go suck on a lollipop and pretend it's a dick. Nothing against you, Sherlock and Watson.

Vampires, you're on the bottom of the fucking food chain here. And don't ever fucking forget it.

And I'm marrying Annie. Period.

Any complaints or threats, leave them here while I don't give a flying fuck.

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	felldownstairs 2013-01-06 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you are, are you? Well you took your bloody time. I think it's traditional to ask the woman before you post it online amongst quite a lot of justified anger. This is a yes though. A really very big yes. But I'm going to require a ring, I'm sorry but I'm just old fashioned like that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-01-06 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Err... what's going on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well I think Gil just asked me to marry him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-01-06 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I must have overlooked the questionmark there. But let's get to the more important part: why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hereforareason 2013-01-06 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Because I can. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	Well he doesn't do things the normal way, does he? Why? Why do you think Mitchell? Because he loves me and I love him. And I'm pretty sure even here threeway marriages are going to be frowned up a bit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-01-06 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	And I love George. Doesn't mean I marry him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Mitchell, did you hit your head really hard? I'm in love with him, like I always have been. I thought you understood that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Annie/Mitchell blacktwin 2013-01-06 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, so you telling me that you love me was all just a lie. Thank you for that! So, what did you want from me? Did you simply pity me? Did you want sex because Gilbert is some kind of impotent? Or did you want to pay me back for rescuing you? Or this some kind of revenge? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Annie/Mitchell felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	No, of course it wasn't I did love you. I do love you. I always knew you were never going to understand. Because it's all so simple and easy for you, isn't it? God no wonder Gilbert's been so upset lately. And don't you dare talk about him like that. Some kind of revenge? Yeah that's it, Mitchell I'm marrying Gilbert to get back at you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Annie/Mitchell blacktwin 2013-01-06 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	No, you are right I don't. I don't understand any of this. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hereforareason 2013-01-06 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	HEY. You don't talk to her like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-01-06 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Stay out of this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hereforareason 2013-01-06 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	No, I bloody well won't, you stubborn Irish bastard. Because I'm marrying her and you don't understand tit for tat. We love you. I love you like I do Annie. But it's clear you've wanted none of that, so why should I keep on struggling? You think real hard about what you've said, what we've said. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 08:25 pm UTC (link)
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	Private to Gilbert felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, look at the size of that thing! It's beautiful. I just hope I can keep it on my finger x You're not asking me because Mitchell's being all weird, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	I tried to be considerate, but I think I'm done waiting. ~~I want to marry you, but I'm not going to drag Mitchell in with me. Not when he doesn't even see for what I should be.~~ Maybe I could ask one of the magicky people to make it ghostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Gilbert felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well I'm glad you are, even if this isn't quite how I imagined you asking. Lets see how it goes first? But that might be an idea. Do you think someone could magic me into a change of clothes, as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh well, I needed to create a shit storm. Needed something to remind us of home. Hm, I'll have to ask around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Gilbert felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Fair enough, it was a bit odd not having anything to fight, isn't it? Thank you. If it's not doable maybe I can work with what I've got. I mean I've managed a normal dress, something a bit fancier couldn't be that difficult, could it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	A wee bit, yeah. I don't think so. Maybe I ought to ruffle your feathers a wee bit, see what happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Gilbert felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	We'll find something else to do, won't we? Eventually. That sounds like a very interesting idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Gilbert felldownstairs 2013-01-06 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	I think Mitchell came back wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. I dunno. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Gilbert felldownstairs 2013-01-06 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I don't remember it being quite this difficult before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	He's gotta be our Mitchell, no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gilbert/Annie felldownstairs 2013-01-06 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, I mean there's already one Mitchell that isn't ours. He doesn't even acknowledge you. He doesn't acknowledge us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gilbert/Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I should've thrown the impotent comment back in his face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gilbert/Annie felldownstairs 2013-01-06 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	I could go into vivid detail. I sort of want to at the moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gilbert/Annie hereforareason 2013-01-06 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you did manage to ruffle my hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gilbert/Annie felldownstairs 2013-01-06 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	And keep it that way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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