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Tweak says, "Pants are a conspiracy."

Ernest Hemingway (papahemingway) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2018-04-26 21:30:00

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katherine lokadóttir, lucy

Where's my cat gone?

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	lucyfightsback 2018-04-26 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	~~Papa?~~ I could help you look for it. Did you just wake up? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-04-27 11:51 am UTC (link)
	Okay. No, I just... remembered him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucyfightsback 2018-04-27 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	We'll search nearest your place first. Someone might have mistaken him for one of the pets freed from the shelter a while ago and taken him in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-04-29 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. He might not have been here. I can't remember really. But we can look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucyfightsback 2018-04-29 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	Would he respond to his name? Does he have a favourite treat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-05-07 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	His name is Mark. No. Jess. We renamed him Jess. He likes chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucyfightsback 2018-05-07 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	It should be easy to find some chicken around here. Or have some magicked up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_toruk_makto_ 2018-04-26 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	what does your cat look like? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-04-27 11:51 am UTC (link)
	It's got six toes. Well. On each paw. What's 6x4? That man (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_toruk_makto_ 2018-04-27 12:01 pm UTC (link)
	that's 24. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-04-27 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Then he has 24 toes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daddyissues_ 2018-04-27 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	Hello Ernest, it's nice to see you coming out of your hole once in a while. I don't know where your cat is but if you want a cat, you can easily find a new one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-04-29 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Hello. I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but thanks? I might already have a cat. Do you remember seeing the cat here? The one with 24 toes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2018-04-29 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I do not remember it but I'm not the most reliable witness right now. I do not belong into this time. How well do you remember your cat? There might be something I can do for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-05-07 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Do any of us? Pretty well, I think. He looked like Jess from Postman Pat except he had four extra toes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2018-05-07 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Very good, my friend. Let me change the description: I am currently almost 200 years old. Do you remember his mannerism? For this, the mind is more important than the body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-05-07 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Looking good on it, sweetheart. Yeah, he was an asshole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2018-05-07 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	Well, thank you, you little charmer. I guess that would lead me to roughly any cat that ever lived. Anything more precise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-05-07 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm. He would headbutt you to get attention. He was a bit of a bully to other cats, or rodents, or insects. He was playful, too. And an annoying little shit wanting attention at 3am. Why do I want him back again? Masochist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2018-05-08 09:55 am UTC (link)
	Ah, the crippling doubts of every cat owner. I can give it a try but I will need access to your memories of him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	papahemingway 2018-05-08 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	My memory is all over the place these days, but you can try. How would you access that? (Reply to this) (Parent)