Tweak

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Tweak says, "Oshifer I'm not drunk!"

Alias Investigations (day_drinker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2018-03-10 01:31:00

Entry tags:

!open, jessica jones, sunila montrose

This place is terrible. Where do you all go to get drunk? I emptied out the store I woke up in.

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	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps if I knew your name we could avoid that particular situation. I'll start by introducing myself. Lucifer Morningstar. And you would be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 06:41 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like a porn star name. Jessica. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 06:43 am UTC (link)
	The porn industry couldn't afford me. Very nice to meet you, Jessica. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Would they want to? I'll decide if the sentiment is returned if you actually make good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 06:50 am UTC (link)
	They most definitely would. Making good is no problem at all. Do you know of the doors? One goes to New York City, and I happen to be a very wealthy man through that door. I could buy you a chain of liquor stores if you wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Hold up. You're telling me I could get back to New York by just walking through a DOOR. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Temporarily, yes. Once the door shuts you will sadly be whisked back here to this dad forsaken place. And you'll have to be very careful because there'll be two of you running around the city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 06:54 am UTC (link)
	Yup. Definitely need to be drunk about 6 hours ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 06:55 am UTC (link)
	As I said, I can help you with that. I can meet you if you like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Fine. Show me where this stupid magic door is so I can pass out and wake up from this hellhole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Jessica dear, Hell is much worse than this, I assure you. But I'm not one to prevent someone from getting completely hammered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, been there, done that. Whatever. How the fuck do I get to this door? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Tell me where you are and I can meet you and show you how to get there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 07:04 am UTC (link)
	[She sends him a photo of some writing on a wall near a public elevator] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lucimorningstar 2018-03-10 07:13 am UTC (link)
	I know exactly where you are. Be there in a jiffy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	day_drinker 2018-03-10 07:14 am UTC (link)
	Bring your wallet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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