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Frances Elizabeth Walker ([info]callmeelly) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2016-05-22 20:59:00

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Entry tags:~elly walker

At least I'm not the only one this is happening to.


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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 04:26 am UTC (link)
She said I shouldn't be learning how to steal cars. I tried to argue that there's all kinds of reasons to hot wire a car, not just stealing them, but she wouldn't hear it.

Of course now I don't need to hot wire a car to start it without the key. Advantage to being magic.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 04:49 am UTC (link)
And you need to know how to steal a car through the doors, it's not like we can drive them up the stairs.

I guess you have a point, but sometimes magic isn't always good to use in places like that. Because guys like me exist, that wont ask questions.

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 04:51 am UTC (link)
Usually through the doors, I just get a cab or walk. One time I rode the bus.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 04:53 am UTC (link)
That's it. I'm teaching you how to boost a car.

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 04:56 am UTC (link)
I'm not gonna argue.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 06:03 am UTC (link)
If she comes back, Your Mom can kick my ass later.

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 06:14 am UTC (link)
She'll probably just give you that look.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 06:28 am UTC (link)
Ground me from pie.God I miss her

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 06:49 am UTC (link)
But then all you'd have to do is pout at her and she'd cave.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 06:54 am UTC (link)
You think she would?

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 06:57 am UTC (link)
She never could handle pouty Dean. Ever.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 07:49 am UTC (link)
Yes! Now she just has to

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 08:17 am UTC (link)
You never went without pie unless you wanted to.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 08:31 am UTC (link)
How did I keep from getting a pot belly?

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 08:36 am UTC (link)
That I can't tell you because I have no idea.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 08:43 am UTC (link)
Well that's not helpful at all, Elly. Not that it matters,

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 08:50 am UTC (link)
Mama always said you never had to worry about it. Never really saw you as the exercising type, though.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 08:51 am UTC (link)
That makes me wonder if she had anything to do with it... What was she putting in those pies.

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 08:53 am UTC (link)
Maybe she magicked it up so you wouldn't get fat and unattractive.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 08:55 am UTC (link)
I would believe it. She did like my boobs.

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 08:59 am UTC (link)
One time, during the time that daddy was gone, I heard her say "you could cut glass on those abs"

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 09:01 am UTC (link)
I guess I'll have to start working out again. This dork's abs are better than mine.

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't say better.

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[info]cram_it_ugly
2016-05-25 11:45 pm UTC (link)
You been checking out my abs?

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[info]callmeelly
2016-05-25 11:47 pm UTC (link)
Not intentionally. Just kind of happened. It's not my fault you're usually shirtless when you work on your car and it's hot outside.

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(no subject) - [info]cram_it_ugly, 2016-05-26 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]callmeelly, 2016-05-26 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cram_it_ugly, 2016-05-26 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]callmeelly, 2016-05-26 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cram_it_ugly, 2016-05-26 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]callmeelly, 2016-05-26 07:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cram_it_ugly, 2016-05-26 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]callmeelly, 2016-05-26 08:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cram_it_ugly, 2016-05-26 09:20 am UTC

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