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Tweak says, "This iswhat we're fighting for"

sookiescookies (sookiescookies) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2016-02-09 21:57:00

Entry tags:

!open, ~adele, ~cristiano, ~izzy shaw, ~sookie stackhouse

Does anyone have any tips on inducing labor?

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	sookiescookies 2016-02-10 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, I'll give it a go if I can even fit into my bikini anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2016-02-10 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Sweetheart, don't let that beautiful belly keep you from wearing your favorite bathing suit. Just fit the bottom below the curve of your belly, and stretch out the top a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2016-02-10 01:47 am UTC (link)
	It's not so much the bottom half, that I can work with. It's the top part. No bathing suit I own has cups big enough to hold them in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2016-02-10 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Well you could leave the top off and surprise anyone that comes in for a swim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2016-02-10 02:01 am UTC (link)
	And give one of my nephews a heart attack? They'll be traumatised. I'll just use a bra or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2016-02-10 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Your top would probably cover the important parts, then. Or you could put a sign up on the door, and warn anyone that was related, and would be offended, and say screw it and just go naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2016-02-10 02:16 am UTC (link)
	That does sound nice, I gotta say. Everything's been a little sore the last couple days, aches and the baby kicking every damn second. A free skinny dip sounds nice now that I can swim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2016-02-10 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Just floating in the shallow end is nice. It takes the weight of the baby off of you, because, oddly, they float a little. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2016-02-10 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Ugh that does sound nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2016-02-10 09:44 am UTC (link)
	Just keep somebody on speed dial if the water gets warmer than it was, without you weeing in the pool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2016-02-10 09:45 am UTC (link)
	I hadn't thought about that. I should ask if someone would be my emergency contact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2016-02-10 10:34 am UTC (link)
	Or you could just scream into the CB. Then you'd get people that could play rock paper scissors on who was going to be your hero. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sookiescookies 2016-02-10 10:41 am UTC (link)
	Might be nice to get a knight in shining armour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2016-02-10 11:09 am UTC (link)
	They are fun. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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