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Tweak says, "hes and cherl are crazy"

arrogant_black (arrogant_black) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2010-11-15 05:45:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, morgana, phillipa cobb, regulus black, sirius black

Oh hey, these things are neat, ya? Muggles think of some brilliant things!

Sirius!!! I've heard tell you're here, too and this isn't your fault - YA! I know, it baffled me at first. Are James and Remus and Peter with you? Because then I just really can't believe this is not your fault.

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	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Sure you do - you know, this is punishment, you're not supposed to make it look good. I'm not saying your not but it's something else. Finish the saying 'You attract more bees with _____' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 01:59 am UTC (link)
	But look at me. How can you punish this face? Butterbeer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Now you're just being coy on purpose. I think he was nice to you because you were nice to him. Reciprocity, humans do it well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I think he was nice to me because you were in there somewhere all along. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Interesting postulation you have there, we all have the capacity within ourselves to be different from what we are. Unless you are saying I was a tiny little man trapped in his stomach, then that's just absurd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 04:10 am UTC (link)
	No, that would be me with a tiny little man trapped in my stomach. Or possibly a tiny little woman. Or one of those neuter babies that's born without junk. Who knows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, hey, you're pregnant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Let me see...yep. Still pregnant. And it still squicks you out, doesn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Squicks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Squick. 1. Noun. The physical sense of repulsion upon encountering a concept or situation one finds disgusting. 2. Noun. A situation or concept which engenders this reaction. 3. Verb, transitive. To cause someone to have this reaction. 4. Verb, intransitive. To experience this reaction. Combined form of "squirm" and "ick." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I see. Well I'm not disgusted or repulsed. Just you know, babies are wet and gooey... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 05:03 am UTC (link)
	I know. It was an accident. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 05:14 am UTC (link)
	I see. Well, if it's any consolation I'm not sure how me or my brother came into existence. 'Accident' just doesn't adequately explain all the mysterious parts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 05:18 am UTC (link)
	I'll give you a hint... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Awww, how quaint, you think my parents have had sex, twice no less. I think it was wishing for male heirs to just pop out of nowhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Well, I guess that makes you and your brother an Immaculate Collection! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 05:31 am UTC (link)
	We are a what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Parthenogeneses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh ya, yes that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I guess that makes you pretty special. Or do all wizards reproduce asexually? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Only the fucked up crazy ones, like my parents and their extended families. The rest of us do it the good ol' fashioned way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 06:10 am UTC (link)
	But it's so...wet and gooey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Ew, you just mixed babies and sex. Bad June - dunce cap, again. Different and enjoyable wet and gooey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2010-11-16 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Dude. You're talking to the pregnant chick. I may have only tried it once, but it was phenomenal! Or did you think this was one of those wish babies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arrogant_black 2010-11-16 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Excellent choice of descriptor. I errored on the side of caution and figured it was a sex baby, not a wish baby, you don't strike me as the fucked up crazy type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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