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parker succeeds by stealing the success of others (inafivepoundbag) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2010-09-19 11:25:00

Entry tags:

crowley, jo harvelle-wuornos, parker

Well, at least my boobs are back. Sophie's right. This things do come in handy, sometimes.

[Crowley]
We might have a problem. A big one.

I'm testing it out now.
[/Crowley]

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	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-19 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	What problem? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[ Crowley ] inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	I had a lady ask me how much money I made working at your casino and I told her the truth. And I never tell the truth about my money. Not ever. Then I just asked Eliot what he thought of Hardison and he told me the truth. I think we all might have to tell the truth. Like I said. We might have a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-19 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Did you tell her how you make that money? You're off the floor. Until we get this sorted out, I want you and that thug off the floor. I won't have people knowing what you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Crowley ] inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	No. I told her a figure then I yelled and jumped out the nearest window before she could ask me anything else. I'll be in the ventilation system if you need me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-19 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	All right. Don't worry about it. Just don't go on the floor until this mess is sorted out. Can't have you ruining this entire operation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Crowley ] inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry about it? That's easy for you to say! I have things I don't necessarily wanting people to know. And it's fine. That's why I told you it was a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-19 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	I meant don't worry about what you told that woman. We all have secrets, Parker. Trick is keep your bloody mouth shut. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[ Crowley ]

inafivepoundbag
2010-09-19 11:25 pm UTC (link)

Oh. Well, yeah. Plus she's a local. It's not like she's going to do anything. And I jumped out the window. She probably thinks I'm dead.

I can't just keep my mouth shut. I tried. It didn't work.

And I'm curious. The only safe I didn't break into when you were dead was the one in your apartment. I knew it was there but didn't bother, which is weird and beside the point.

What do you keep in it?

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	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-20 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Money. Jewels. Important papers. Contracts and the like. Why am i telling you this? You don't need to know that I have a gun that can kill most anything, and a demon killing knife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Crowley ] inafivepoundbag 2010-09-20 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Aha! You can't keep your mouth shut either! I knew it! You're telling me because you have to. You were asked a question and you have to answer it. And why would I care about a gun that can kill most anything? I don't kill people. I just rob them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-20 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps, but now if one of those pesky Winchester boys asks you, you will tell them I have it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Crowley ] inafivepoundbag 2010-09-20 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Do you really think either of them is going to come up for air long enough to randomly ask me if I know about some gun? I don't even talk to them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-20 12:47 am UTC (link)
	It's something I worry about, all right? That bloody gun can bloody well kill me and those boys know it. And they have good reason to want me dead, for real. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[ Crowley ] inafivepoundbag 2010-09-20 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I get it. You don't want to get shot by the magical gun. ~~You don't have to be so~~ My point is, they aren't going to ask me. And I'm sure I can give Dean and Sam the slip if they try to corner me. It's not like either one of them would jump out a window after me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Parker] minesbigger 2010-09-20 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you'd be surprised what those morons would do if properly motivated. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harvelle 2010-09-19 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	That was my reaction too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	I never really thought about my boobs before all this. I knew they were there but they were just there. And peeing standing up was weird. So was sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harvelle 2010-09-19 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	It's funny how much you don't miss something until you don't have it. Yeah, that was really weird. But not in a bad way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	I've never missed things before. I don't like it. You too, huh? It was all jerky and hot and I don't know how guys do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harvelle 2010-09-19 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	First time for everything? Yeah. And it wasn't so much jerky for me, but still there was awkwardness involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I guess. I'm still glad to have my boobs back though. It wasn't awkward. It was fun. And sweaty. Which is also fun. But it was weird. I like sex better as a girl, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harvelle 2010-09-19 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, me too. On both points. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-19 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I miss mine. Ah well. C'est la vie, non? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Did you miss your male stuff when you were stuck as a female? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-19 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. But I liked being female as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2010-09-19 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Well you can't be both. I don't think. Maybe you can. If you wanted to or something, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent)