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Tweak says, "People are stupid"

Sirius O. Black (pad_foot) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2010-09-13 17:48:00

Entry tags:

eames, hermione watson, rose tyler, sirius black

HaHA! YES! Sorry Prongs. Laugh at Moony. Business is back to normal.

All you girls who find me irresistible, form an orderly queue. No pushing.

EDIT: I am having a reunion/welcome back party for a certain part of my anatomy tonight. And you are all invited.

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	Sirius blaidd_drwg_ 2010-09-13 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Keep tonight free. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Rose pad_foot 2010-09-13 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	You are sex mad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius blaidd_drwg_ 2010-09-13 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	I am not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rose pad_foot 2010-09-13 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	You are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius blaidd_drwg_ 2010-09-13 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	No more than you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rose pad_foot 2010-09-13 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	I am simply generous with my time and skills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius blaidd_drwg_ 2010-09-13 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	When can I come over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rose pad_foot 2010-09-13 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'll check the schedule. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius blaidd_drwg_ 2010-09-13 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	And? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rose pad_foot 2010-09-13 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I might be able to squeeze you in. I'm having a reunion party for my genitals this evening, but you can come round before the others? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius blaidd_drwg_ 2010-09-13 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Name a time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rose pad_foot 2010-09-13 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	I don't knooow, Pisshead. You know what my timekeeping is like. Turn up whenever. I just won't bother putting pants on. I suspect they're what has been holding me back, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sirius blaidd_drwg_ 2010-09-14 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Fair enough. I'll just surprise you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-13 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations! Enjoy your reunion party. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Ha. Thanks! You still enjoying yourself? You're welcome to come, if you fancy it. I am nothing if not an excellent host. And a party GOD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-13 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sweetheart, I always enjoy myself. And I can see that about you. A proper Dionysus, hmm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	A bloke(woman?) after my own heart. And I suppose so. I've certainly been called worse, at any rate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-13 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	In that case, I would love to attend your reunion party. Should I bring a bottle? A bag of nuts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 11:15 pm UTC (link)
	I thought you were currently a bit lacking in the nuts department. Bring whatever you like. I am not fussy, as many people will tell you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-13 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, a comedic genius on top of everything else. Be still, my heart! And where will this bacchanal take place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	There are many strings to my bow. I do expect to see these 'fucking incredible' legs that you were bragging about, by the way. Apartment #201D, possibly spilling into 203 if my neighbour can be persuaded. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Actually, even if she can't be persuaded. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-13 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	Sweetheart, you can see every inch of these fucking amazing legs if you want to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-14 12:01 am UTC (link)
	I may take you up on that. For the good of the public. After all, we cannot have people wandering around claiming to have above average legs when in fact they are merely mediocre. There must be some kind of proof provided. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2010-09-14 12:06 am UTC (link)
	There is nothing mediocre about me. Except maybe my ability to play the cello, and really, I can't imagine that that'll hinder me very much in life. It hasn't so far, at any rate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-14 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Don't jinx it. Although if musical ability was all that was needed to make a success of life, I would be joining you at the bottom of the pile. My Mother attempted to have me learn the piano, but my tutors had a funny habit of quitting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_cleverest 2010-09-13 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Lucky. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_cleverest 2010-09-13 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Just because you've got them back doesn't mean they'll stay where they are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pad_foot
2010-09-13 11:14 pm UTC (link)

You will not bring me down, Granger! I am as happy as Snape in an oil spill. Or Minnie when she gets to give a months worth of detention while winning the house cup. Or Prongs when he's flying a broomstick and snogging Evans. Or Moony when he has his favourite cardigan on and a good book and has made me shut up. Or you when you're cheating at bets. Or baby Sprog when he's puked on Moony and is chasing my tail.

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	the_cleverest 2010-09-13 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	You're never going to let that go, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Harry puking on Moony? Snape's greasy hair? You cheating at a bet? No. None of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_cleverest 2010-09-13 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Charming. I can see why all the girls love you. And all the boys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Is it because I am sooooooooooooo very handsome and charming and witty? Or because I have that rebellious streak that girls, even ones such as your good self, secretly adore and admire? Yes, is the answer. Yes, it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_cleverest 2010-09-13 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	You're such a darling. Excuse me while I go introduce my lunch to the toilet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-13 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Careful John hasn't left the seat up. You are a very hurtful person, Mr Granger. You are lucky that I have such a large, cushioning ego, or our friendship might not have lasted this long. You're coming tonight, Oui? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_cleverest 2010-09-14 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you managed. You were friends with Remus for how long? Why would I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-09-14 11:59 am UTC (link)
	Remus and myself share a bond. It's a canine thing. Because you love me? And are drawn to me like a magnet? (Reply to this) (Parent)