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Tweak says, "What is this a missile launch?"

Sirius Black (majorlycanis) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-10-14 05:35:00

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Lily Luna Potter?

You and I need to have a little chat, I think. As your great-godfather, it is my right, nay, my DUTY to make sure you understand certain key facts of life.

Pretty much all of them right now involving a one Mister Snivellus Snape.

I only want to set the record straight because I care.

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	filtered; snark_master 2009-10-14 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Tempting, however, weighing in the consequence of everyone ~~and by everyone I mean Lily~~ really hating me, it just does not seem worth it. He's one of the untouchables, he gets to tromp around throwing insults, or curses at anyone he wants but the moment you start to fight back they get up in arms about your fault in the whole thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; ieatboys 2009-10-14 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Are you afraid people would be upset with me if they found out? That's almost sweet. There's one in every bunch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; snark_master 2009-10-14 05:32 am UTC (link)
	They would probably hate you, too, now that you bring it up. Two in this bunch, if he ever shows up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; ieatboys 2009-10-14 05:34 am UTC (link)
	As if any of them would be the first. But I'll put him on the menu, just in case. Fingers crossed, then. Though I could just eat him, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; snark_master 2009-10-14 05:38 am UTC (link)
	... This might come as a shock, and goes against ever fiber in my being, but could you keep him off the menu (the other one if he shows up, too, in fact). As part of the deal. Just mark it under my self-depreciating personality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; ieatboys 2009-10-14 05:41 am UTC (link)
	You're not leaving me much to work with here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; snark_master 2009-10-14 05:45 am UTC (link)
	What are you talking about, there is a whole city full of raging, hormonal, idiotic men. The natural inhabitants of this city would hardly notice, so long as you paced yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; ieatboys 2009-10-14 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Just a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; snark_master 2009-10-14 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Did I mention that my inability to pick up social cues or nuances might also be a reason why I've never had sex? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; ieatboys 2009-10-14 05:54 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I don't think I could've been any more direct about that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; snark_master 2009-10-14 06:08 am UTC (link)
	... it might be a very strong candidate for why I've never had sex... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; ieatboys 2009-10-14 06:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm patient. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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