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Tweak says, "Goonies never say die!"

mary jane (mrs_amazing) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-09-17 22:38:00

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claire saunders, claire winchester

ATTN: ALL ON NETWORK
PLEASE HELP IMMEDIATELY:

My name is Mary Jane Watson-Parker. My last location was at the Budget Motel at the intersection of Avenue M and Harding in Flatlands, Brooklyn. My purse is GONE. I have six bucks, a lipstick, a frequent-shopper card from Starbucks, and my cell from my pockets. I don't know where I am and I was given this palm pilot thing.

I am trying to locate my husband: his name is Peter Benjamin Parker. Recently came out as Spider-Man to the general public on national television. His face is probably familiar. About 5'10", age thirty-one, brown hair, hazel eyes, skinny but muscular build, was last seen in Spider-Man costume without mask. He may or may not have the mask but is most likely in street clothes. Tends to wear jeans and t-shirts, sometimes with oxford shirts worn unbuttoned, sweatshirts, etc. Sneakers. May or may not have glasses. He also may or may not have his aunt, May Parker, with him. She may or may not be alive. She's elderly, gray hair, green eyes, was last wearing a hospital gown and sporting a gunshot wound in the chest. There is also a possibility that she is just fine and said Peter Parker has a) no idea who I am, b) no recollection of the last seven to ten years, c) knowledge of who I am but no knowledge we were ever married. If you find a Peter Parker in this condition, I still need to locate him.

Please, if anyone reads this, whoever you are, message me back through this network. My cell is (212) 555-6408 but I've got no signal. E-mails: fivetocurtain212@gmail.com or maryjane-watson@halliwell-agencies.com but I can't access either site. Even if you have no information of my husband or his aunt, please provide me with any knowledge or information about the area.

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	ascendedbeing 2009-09-18 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Does he like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, too? I know where he is, but I can't make any guarantees on his condition. You might not want him anymore. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh, honey, you bet I want him. No matter what condition he's in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ascendedbeing 2009-09-18 04:17 am UTC (link)
	He's going to have a bit of a limp, but he should be fine once the bleeding stops. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Cute. Where is he. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; mary jane parker shessonice 2009-09-18 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Don't talk to Alpha. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; claire saunders mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm not scared of him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; mary jane parker shessonice 2009-09-18 04:29 am UTC (link)
	You should be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; claire saunders mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Not if he has my husband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; mary jane parker shessonice 2009-09-18 04:34 am UTC (link)
	That doesn't scare you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; claire saunders mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Terrifies me. But I'm used to it. And I know that one of two things will happen: Peter will kick his ass, or I'll find Alpha and tear him to shreds. But he doesn't really have him, does he. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; mary jane parker shessonice 2009-09-18 04:41 am UTC (link)
	No, so you'll leave him alone. Alpha is dangerous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; claire saunders mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Define ... dangerous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; mary jane parker shessonice 2009-09-18 04:45 am UTC (link)
	He's extremely unstable. He likes hurting people. He cut up my face. And tried to kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; claire saunders mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:49 am UTC (link)
	What's his deal? Mutant? Metahuman? Run-of-the-mill serial killer? Oh. I must sound so flippant. I'm so sorry. But hey. He didn't succeed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; mary jane parker shessonice 2009-09-18 04:53 am UTC (link)
	~~He composited~~ The last one. Dissociative identity disorder. He's like 48 serial killers all in one. No, he didn't. ~~Hasn't. Yet.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; claire saunders mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Are you serious? Oh. Wow. Wow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; mary jane parker shessonice 2009-09-18 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Completely. He's a very special case. Please stay away from him. ~~I wouldn't be able to live if he killed somebody here~~ My name is Claire Saunders, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	filtered; claire saunders mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Mary Jane... but I said that. In the post. I will stay away from him. Thank you. And I'll get a new purse and fill it with mace. Maybe a gun. There aren't a lot of serial killers running around, are there? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_amazing 2009-09-18 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't even know who that is. Not bleeding, he's probably just nutty. I'm fine. Somehow. I did what now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:38 am UTC (link)
	PETER? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_amazing 2009-09-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
	It's me, I'm fine. I mean, aside from this whole not-Earth thing. I'm all right, honey. I'm safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Where are you??? PETER. Where are you. How much do you remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

the_amazing
2009-09-18 04:45 am UTC (link)

Tell me where you are, I'll come to you. I'm in the room they assigned to me, trying to make a new suit.

I remember dying. I guess I got better and apparently told everyone who I am. But all I remember is being inside this cocoon and having some freaky giant tarantula thing tell me it wasn't my time before I ... hatched or some stupid thing like that. One second I'm trying to find clothes in a dumpster, the next, I'm getting my butt shoved out of the library.

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	mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Pete, that was months ago. I'm at the library, I just got shoved out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_amazing 2009-09-18 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Months? Stay right where you are. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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