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mary jane (mrs_amazing) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-09-17 22:38:00

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claire saunders, claire winchester

ATTN: ALL ON NETWORK
PLEASE HELP IMMEDIATELY:

My name is Mary Jane Watson-Parker. My last location was at the Budget Motel at the intersection of Avenue M and Harding in Flatlands, Brooklyn. My purse is GONE. I have six bucks, a lipstick, a frequent-shopper card from Starbucks, and my cell from my pockets. I don't know where I am and I was given this palm pilot thing.

I am trying to locate my husband: his name is Peter Benjamin Parker. Recently came out as Spider-Man to the general public on national television. His face is probably familiar. About 5'10", age thirty-one, brown hair, hazel eyes, skinny but muscular build, was last seen in Spider-Man costume without mask. He may or may not have the mask but is most likely in street clothes. Tends to wear jeans and t-shirts, sometimes with oxford shirts worn unbuttoned, sweatshirts, etc. Sneakers. May or may not have glasses. He also may or may not have his aunt, May Parker, with him. She may or may not be alive. She's elderly, gray hair, green eyes, was last wearing a hospital gown and sporting a gunshot wound in the chest. There is also a possibility that she is just fine and said Peter Parker has a) no idea who I am, b) no recollection of the last seven to ten years, c) knowledge of who I am but no knowledge we were ever married. If you find a Peter Parker in this condition, I still need to locate him.

Please, if anyone reads this, whoever you are, message me back through this network. My cell is (212) 555-6408 but I've got no signal. E-mails: fivetocurtain212@gmail.com or maryjane-watson@halliwell-agencies.com but I can't access either site. Even if you have no information of my husband or his aunt, please provide me with any knowledge or information about the area.

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x_clairebear_x
2009-09-18 03:39 am UTC (link)

He's here, or at least a Peter Parker is here, and here would be called Colligo. If you show the PDA you were given to a bank, they'll give you a $100. Your phone is useless, so is trying to contact anyone from back home. You've also been assigned a room. Leaving is pretty much impossible. The city, I mean, not your room.

For what it's worth, welcome. And in case I forget, my name is Claire. If you have any questions, feel free to ask away.

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	mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 03:43 am UTC (link)
	THANK YOU for answering, Claire. Let's start this way: 1. Colligo? Where the hell is Colligo? 2. $100 American? 3. A room WHERE? 4. Why impossible? And most importantly, where did you last see Peter and where can I find him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

x_clairebear_x
2009-09-18 04:05 am UTC (link)

You're welcome. Now let's see.

1. We aren't sure where it's at. We know it's not on Earth. It looks like Earth but... it's not.
2. Yeah, American. Everything here seems to be based on American stuff, from what I can tell.
3. There are apartment buildings. Three of them, so far. Your PDA has a really basic sort of map that can show you how to get from the library that you showed up in, to each of them. The letter that follows your room number determines which building you're in.
4. Because it... just is. If you go to the city limits, you end up back in the library. Try it too many times and they lock you up, or so I've been told. Flying out ends the same way.

Also, you should probably know this too. Here, things that might seem fictional in your world are very much real. So if someone says they're someone that you grew up watching on a tv show or have read about in a book or something? Chances are they are that person and aren't crazy or lying or anything like that.

As for Peter, I saw him over this same message board a few nights ago. I'm not sure where he's at in the city, though. But I'm sure he'll respond as soon as he sees this.

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mrs_amazing
2009-09-18 04:13 am UTC (link)

1. Not Earth. Okay, this one's new. If it looks like Earth and you can't leave the city, how do you know it's not Earth?
2. Extraterrestrial Americans? Maybe I can find a damn Starbucks.
3. The Ren Faire freaks who threw me out of the library of blank books couldn't have told me that? Are you freaking kidding me?
4. Good thing I can't fly.

Heh. What.

I just hope to God he sees this.

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x_clairebear_x
2009-09-18 04:34 am UTC (link)

1. Because according to the round-the-clock scans being performed by the Starfleet officers present in the city, there's a second moon. Not to mention there are people here who can just sorta... sense that it's not Earth.
2. I can name at least four Starbucks around here, off the top of my head.
3. Nope, not kidding. And they're not all that helpful. The locals are fine, though, as long as you don't ask them anything about Colligo, how to leave, why you're here, or who or what brought you here.
4. Neither can I, but I know people who can and, they've tried. It doesn't work.

People who are fictional from your reality are very much real, here. It might seem a bit... out there, but it's true.

I'm sure he will. It certainly caught my attention and I'm not exactly someone used to looking out for people who might need help.

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	mrs_amazing 2009-09-18 04:40 am UTC (link)
	1. This is a first. Great. 2. God, I need a venti latte. 3. You mean, as long as I don't ask anything important. Out there? You know what, it's not that out there. Spider-Man's my husband. I deal with a lot of crap. Even if you're not, you're pretty good at it. Thank you for your help, Claire. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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