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Adam Young. (unantichristly) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-08-04 10:29:00

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adam young, aziraphale

Okay, Zira. You and Crowley need to stop just playing around. It's pretty obvious you love him, but the sex thing weirds you out. I'm here to tell you that as gross as sex is, it ain't something you gotta be worried about. Ineffable and all that, right? He wouldn't have made you able to love Crowley like that, then left you and him all alone on Earth for six-thousand years if He hadn't meant for you to be together.

And Crowley? You might be a demon now, but you was an angel before all this. And it ain't like you really meant to fall, anyhow. You just kind of hung out with the wrong crowd at the wrong time. So there ain't nothing wrong with you being that fond of Zira. Besides, you already know that ain't none of Hell's folks going to give you a hard time when you know me.

You're both here instead of there. You should take advantage of it. ~~Next time, I'm gonna lock you both in a room and not let you out, then not let you say nothing but the truth for the next two days.~~

Honestly. Antichrist playing matchmaker. What next?

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	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 12:23 am UTC (link)
	It's one or the other for me...it's entirely possible you've remained apathetic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Well. I haven't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Well...that's good then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 12:36 am UTC (link)
	To you it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 12:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry if it's such a terrible inconvenience to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 12:40 am UTC (link)
	It's not. I've grown used to it over time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Clearly it bothers you. Look, I'll just leave you alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Look, Zira. You seem to sometimes forget that I'm not an angel like you. I'm a demon. ~~Lo-~~ That is frowned on for us most of the time. That's my main problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 01:04 am UTC (link)
	And you think it's so bloody easy for me? It's not loving you...it's...these feelings that...I shouldn't even be capable of feeling like this! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Shouldn't be capable of feeling like what, exactly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 01:06 am UTC (link)
	I'd really rather not say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no. You opened this door, you might as well say it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 01:07 am UTC (link)
	I...well...I mean...I'm attracted to you. But I shouldn't be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 01:09 am UTC (link)
	You mean like sex? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 01:12 am UTC (link)
	CROWLEY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 01:13 am UTC (link)
	What? Sex is fun! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Right. You wouldn't know, would you? Well, I can vouch for it being one of the perks of life on Earth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 01:21 am UTC (link)
	I just said that, didn't I? You're being terribly frustrating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Well, you're comfortable talking about... love and whatnot, I'm comfortable with sex. Which you should try sometime, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Because love isn't something that could have terrible consequences. Lust, however, is a cardinal sin. I've never felt any real inclination. ~~Except~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Of course it's a sin, angel. All the good stuff is. Never? That's a shame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 04:06 am UTC (link)
	There are plenty of good things that aren't sinful. I suppose it isn't so bad. I mean, if you've never experienced something, there's nothing to miss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zira ex_saunterva47 2009-08-05 04:07 am UTC (link)
	There are some. Sex and apples are not on that list. I say that you need to experience it, Zira. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley. neversellsbooks 2009-08-05 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Apples are not sinful, Crowley. I don't want to experience it just to say I have. So you can stop trying to tempt me toward inappropriate actions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)