InsaneJournal

Okay, Zira. You and Crowley need to stop just playing around. It's pretty obvious you love him, but the sex thing weirds you out. I'm here to tell you that as gross as sex is, it ain't something you gotta be worried about. Ineffable and all that, right? He wouldn't have made you able to love Crowley like that, then left you and him all alone on Earth for six-thousand years if He hadn't meant for you to be together.

And Crowley? You might be a demon now, but you was an angel before all this. And it ain't like you really meant to fall, anyhow. You just kind of hung out with the wrong crowd at the wrong time. So there ain't nothing wrong with you being that fond of Zira. Besides, you already know that ain't none of Hell's folks going to give you a hard time when you know me.


You're both here instead of there. You should take advantage of it. Next time, I'm gonna lock you both in a room and not let you out, then not let you say nothing but the truth for the next two days.



Honestly. Antichrist playing matchmaker. What next?