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Tweak says, "You know nothing, Jon Snow."

Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars) (notthebeav) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-08-03 01:47:00

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Someone help me out here. I jumped. Hand to God.

DICK YOU COCKSUCKER IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE TRANNY?!?!

This is really... authentic. Suits of armor, weird library, it was like that stupid movis The Pagemaster all over again.

BUT I JUMPED.

....Someone help me out?

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	notthebeav 2009-08-03 08:12 am UTC (link)
	I'M A VERY CALM INDIVIDUAL. But see I jumped off the ROOF... the ROOF and I should be dead, but a library? Dude? Really? Um... uh.... Go with hyper. Most people do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 08:14 am UTC (link)
	You humans do break so easily. There are other dead people here, if that helps. I've skimmed the network, and I've counted a couple. I think hyper sounds about right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthebeav 2009-08-03 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Humans. HUMANS? Interesting distinction you made there. Huh. Kinda scared to ask why. So. Dead. And then not. HOW? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I'll volunteer the information, then. I'm Cybertronian. Was. Currently, I'm stuck in one of your fleshy human bodies. Don't get me wrong-- I like humans, I just don't want to be one. Don't ask me. I just got here, myself. Some greater power than I'm used to dealing with, I'd say. Primus, maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthebeav 2009-08-03 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Cybertronian. Cyber--TRON??! Dude. As in ... More than Meets the Eye? Optimus Prime? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 08:28 am UTC (link)
	So. I'm starting to wonder if ANYBODY here doesn't know about Optimus. Granted, he is pretty awesome. But it's still kinda weird. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots, yes. I'm Arcee, and the complainy one is Bumblebee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 08:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm not complainy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Are too. You're lucky we all like you. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 08:51 am UTC (link)
	But I'm not! Okay, maybe about the being human now thing, because seriously, that's complain worthy. But I wasn't being complainy there! Just wondering out loud. Or via the PDAs. Something like that. Not complainy though. But you'd better like me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 08:55 am UTC (link)
	Duh, everyone knows Optimus because he's Optimus. It'd be weird if people didn't. I hear you're pretty famous, too. Of course I do, Bee. Who else am I going to tease around here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 08:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh man. I have fangirls here! Yeah, well. I'll tease right back. And I hear you're making bets about me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Fangirls? Oh, great. As if you weren't cocky enough. Sam told you?! Primus, he's got a big mouth for such a little human. That's it. I'm definitely going to beat him up, now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 09:05 am UTC (link)
	It's awesome! Hey, you're a little human now, too, remember? And pfft. Like I'd let you hurt him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 09:11 am UTC (link)
	It's awesome to you, maybe. How does Sam handle your ego? I'm a tough human, though. Sam's kind of a wimp when he's not saving the world. (And I'd only beat him up a little.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 09:14 am UTC (link)
	He handles it just fine, thanks. Yeah, well. I'm tougher judging by your picture on here. I've got all sorts of muscles. (You're not beating him up any.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 09:20 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. I think you're just saying that. I think he's really swamped under that massive ego you have. Hey! You know better than that. Just cause I'm small doesn't mean I don't kick major ass. I'm tiny in my real body, too, remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Nah, he really does seem pretty fine to me. And I know him pretty well. Well, I'm smaller than almost everyone in my real body, too, you know. Plus, we're a lot weaker in these bodies than our real ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 09:30 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you definitely do. I guess I'll take your word for it, then. Weaker, but not weak. After all, the NEST guys are pretty tough for humans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hesmilkingit 2009-08-03 09:33 am UTC (link)
	You'd better. Yeah, well. They've also got muscles. Like me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 09:37 am UTC (link)
	And what're you going to do if I don't? Not all of them! There are human women there, too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	notthebeav 2009-08-03 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	You guys.... you guys are the actual Transformers!?!!? But... Bumblebee was a DUDE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	He is a 'dude'. I'm Arcee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthebeav 2009-08-03 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Arcee. Uh. I can see that you are not a dude. Or a robot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_fracturin719 2009-08-03 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	No. I don't know why I'm in a human body. It's very uncomfortable, and I don't like human clothing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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