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1. Using only your elbow, type your name. faith ldehzande
How come I totally fucked up on the last name? Supposed to be Lehane.

2. Where do you work? I don't got one because I don't work well with people. I've lived on the street before, I know how to get food. It ain't that bad.

3. What would you do if a blind guy/girl started hitting on you? I don't give a shit.

4. Ever been in a fight? Why? Because it's my job. Slayer, it's in the title.

5. Do you ever get in trouble for things you didn't do? Yep

6. How would you react if you found out your best friend was gay? Don't give a shit.

7. How would you react if you found out your best friend was involved with your significant other? Don't have one of either.

8. If you could speak any three languages, what would they be? Oh fuck if I know.

9. If you could have a different name, what would it be? I'd probably be named something that actually describes me.

10. Do you know anyone with the same name as you? Nope

11. What country would you most want to visit? I'd go back to England.

12. What do you do when you're bored? I drink and go get laid.

13. Do you find piercings attractive? Yep

14. Do you find tattoos attractive? Yep

15. Are you or have you ever been addicted to anything? Killing people. Used to.

16. Do you consider yourself to be more active or lazy? Active.

17. When is the last time you ran? Why? Runnin after vampires. It's a pain in the ass.

18. What is the point of life? Fuck if I know.

19. Who was the last person to make you laugh? A movie.

20. Have you ever had a prank go wrong? Don't do pranks.

21. Have you ever tried to outrun a bus? Yeah. Did it too.

22. Are you cocky? Fuck yeah.

23. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, would you get injured? Nope, I'm durable that way.

24. What's the stupidest thing you've done? Other than killing people? Letting myself wind up in a coma.

25. Do you want to try sky diving? Eh

26. Do you want to try bungee jumping? Eh

27. Have you ever talked back to an authority figure? What do you think?

28. What's one word you would use to describe yourself? Five-by-five. Fuck you, it's one word.

29. What's one word you would use to describe your friends? Bat-shit

30. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely overpack? Spike, with all his fucking hair products. Maybe Cordelia. I'm not sure she thinks of me as a friend though.

31. Is anyone on your bad side now? Who? Everyone's on my bad side, it's the only side I got.

32. What do you think is at the end of a rainbow? Who cares?

33. Would you save a child if it meant possibly being killed yourself? Yes

34. Would you save an adult if it meant possibly being killed yourself? No, unless it was Giles.

35. Are you taking college classes right now? If not, are you planning to? I tried the high school thing. It didn't work.

36. What do you have planned for the weekend? Hitting things. Drinking.

37. How would you react if you woke up as someone of the opposite sex? It wasn't that bad.

38. When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thought runs through your head? I'm going back to bed.

39. Can you lick your elbow? No

40. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked? Too many things to count.

41. Have you ever been attacked by a dog? Do werewolves count?

42. What do you think of weddings? Fuck that.

43 Would you keep your last name if you got married? I ain't getting married.

44. Have you ever dated someone knowing that you weren’t suited for one another? That would be all my ex-boyfriends.

45. Have you ever had a 'kick me' sign stuck to your back and didn't know? Nope

46. Has anyone ever grabbed your ass? Yeah, and they got a broken arm for it too.

47. Did you ever ask your parents for a pony when you were little? Hell no. All I wanted was a dog, but mom was too busy being a junkie and prostituting herself and passing out to give me anything.

48. Is there anything you regret? Didn't we cover this one? All the people I killed, pushing away any chance I had at people who gave a shit about me, letting Giles die, letting my dad back in, etc etc.

49. Are you purposefully irritating? Why? Probably. Just how I am.

50. What irritates you most? People who bounce their leg up and down when they're bored. Makes me want to snap it in half.

51. Ever lost anything down the toilet? What? No

52. If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do? Let's face it, I'd hit them in the face.

53. Have you had any broken bones? Tons.

54. Have you ever crawled through somebody else’s window? Why? Yeah. Breaking and entering?

55. Would you survive in prison? I did survive prison. No one ever fucked with me. You know that whole thing about taking down the baddest bitch in the place the first day you get there? Did that. No one was ever able to kick my ass, even when there was riots. Even when they sent assassins after me with giant fucking knives. Yeah, I survived.

56. Have you ever had someone pull a chair out from under you as you were sitting down? Yeah. That was the last time they did it too.

57. Do things like that amuse you when they happen to other people? Yep

58. Did you know that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet Song have the same tune and rhyme scheme? Huh. Go figure.

59. Did you just sing them to make sure? Maybe.

60 Do you get your hair cut often? No

61. Would you wear a boyfriend or girlfriend's clothes? Don't have one, but sure why not?

62. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yep

63. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Yep

64. What jewelry are you wearing? Don't have any

65. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so, what kind? Nope

66. How long does it take you to get ready to go out? Depends on what I'm wearing.

67. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavor? Uh, I dunno. Grape?

68 Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Used to be Giles, guess it's Angel, but he's not here. So.. Wes?

69. If you could make anyone disappear, who would it be? Nah I'm good.

70. When is the last time you showered? An hour ago.

71. If you didn’t shower for three days, do you think you would smell? Yeah of course.

72. Would you rather have a pet ostrich or a pet sheep? Ostritch. It would bite the shit out of people.

73. Do fish make good pets? Guess so.

74. Do you have any weird phobias? Can't think of any.

75. What are you dreading right now? I need a job I guess. But fuck I'm so bad with people, it ain't even funny.

76. Are you a happy person? No.

77. What do you do when you're sad? I really really fuck someone up.

78. Do you swear often? Yeah. Sorry kids. Lots of bad fucking words. Don't use em. You don't wanna end up like me.

79 Do you return a cart at the grocery store? No

80. Do you sing like no-one is watching/listening? No