InsaneJournal

Why not? These things are fun.


1. What do you do in your free time?
Either go hunting with my siblings, or find some other way to entertain myself. I've been banned from going to one of Alice or Nessie's ballet classes because I keep making the students laugh. And Jasper says he can't concentrate with me making faces at him when he's trying to do the bookkeeping. So Jake and I arm wrestle.
2. How old are you?
Technically speaking, I'm twenty.
3. Are you still in school?
Nope. Thank god. High school's not fun the after the twenty-second time you graduate.
4. Do you like where you live?
I miss Rosalie, but I like it.
5. What happened with your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
I married her.
6. Do you have a lot of drama in your life?
Even though I consider myself a pretty low-key guy, yes. I blame Edward.
7. Do you like to party?
Yes, within reason.
8. If so, what kind of partying?
I;m not a big fan of the hardcore, all out raves, but I just like having a good fun.
9. Are you a fun person?
Please. That's like asking if Edward doesn't spend half of his time scowling.
10. Do you like your family?
I love my family.
11. Do like labels?
Don't really have a preference.
12. Who is your biffle?
Rosalie. Though the rest of my family, too. And Jake's pretty cool, even though he knows that I'd totally kick his furry ass if he hurt my niece.
13. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes.
14. Would you ever dye your hair to a different color?
No.
15. Did/do you like high school?
I did the first couple of times. Then it just got boring.
16. Grossest thing you've ever ate?
Broccoli, when I was human. EEEEEW.
17. Have you ever been kicked out of a place?
Jasper, Alice, and I got kicked out of a diner. We ate everything in the kitchen. Literally.
18. Would you consider yourself mature or immature?
I'm mature with immature tendencies.
19. Would you get back with your ex?
I don't have any exes that I really remember. Besides, my wife would kill anyone who tried.
20. Would your ex get back with you?
See above.
21. Are you poor, middle class, or rich?
I was decently well off back home.
22. Do you laugh a lot?
Yes.
23. Do you use textspeak?
Yes, when I feel like bugging Edward and Jasper, because textspeak annoys them.
24. What was your last serious talk with someone about?
Jake, when Nessie died.
25. Every been in the emergency room?
Yes, but not for me.
26. If so, what for?
Just stopping by the hospital to see Carsile.
27. Do you think pot should be legalized?
I can't smoke pot, so I don't care.
28. Do you chew gum often?
I can't chew gum, either.
29. Do you brush your teeth every day?
I don't really need to brush my teeth, but I don't like having blood-breath either, so yes.
30. Ever kissed a bad kisser?
I'm sure I have, but I don't remember.
31. If so, how bad was it?
Probably bad, obviously.
32. Are you gay or straight or bi?
Straight.
33. Ever stole anything?
Maybe.
34. Ever been arrested?
No.
35. If so, what for?
Never been arrested.
36. Early, late or on time?
Depends.
37. Do you over think things?
Nah. I'm a leap before he looks kind of guy.
38. Would you consider yourself a control freak?
No.
39. Do you eat your fruits and vegetables?
I can't eat.
40. Are you on a diet?
I'm a liquid diet, you could say.
41. Do you go to the gym?
Sometimes.
42. Do you play a sport?
Yes.
43. If so which one(s)?
Baseball! And pretty much anything else. I like sports.
44. What were you for this past Halloween?
I didn't dress up.
45. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
I can't eat, but when I could, yes.
46. How do you eat Oreos?
Sadly, I can't eat Oreos, but I kind of just devoured them when I was human briefly.
47. Do you wear shoes inside your house?
No.
48. What song best describes your life right now?
"Born To Be Wild". Duh.
49. Would you survive a horror movie?
Hell yeah I could. Bring it on!
50. How about a zombie apocalypse?
Bring that on, too!
51. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No.
52. Have you ever kissed someone you didn't like?
I've never not liked kissing Rosalie.
53. Have you ever thought a dream was real?
I don't sleep.
54. Have you read Twilight?
I did. Shit's hilarious. Edward is such a girl sometimes.
55. Are you afraid of airplanes?
No.
56. Do you think Wikipedia is always right?
It's Wikipedia. If I can edit it to say the President of the United States is the Hamburgler, then I'm pretty sure it's not right.
57. Do you replace the toilet paper if you use the last piece?
I don't need to worry about that, as I don't need to go to the bathroom.
58. Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
Never tried.
59. Would you peek in someone elses medicine cabinet?
Nah. There wouldn't be anything I needed in it, anyway.
60. Have you ever gone out without any underwear on?
Yup. Sometimes you're lazy and don't want to wear underwear.
61. What was your favority childhood toy?
Don't remember.
62. Can you keep a secret?
Sure. Most of the time. Sometimes I slip.
63. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Red.
64. Do you like roller coasters?
YES.
65. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Other than quickly making sure that Rose and everyone else is running like hell, I wouldn't grab anything. Fire and I don't mix.
66. What would you like to have as your last supper?
Blood. Though if I can some how, beer.
67. What is your favorite quote?
I don't have one.
68. Would you ever date someone 20 years older than you?
I'm married, but I'm a vampire. Age doesn't really matter to me.
69. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Not really.
70. How did you get one of your scars?
I don't have any scars.
71. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
We're already married, and considering that we've gotten married a couple of times already, I'd say yes again.
72. Who was or will be the maid of honor/best man in your wedding?
Edward. Or Jasper. They take turns.
73. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
No.
74. Do you trust all of your friends?
Yes, I do.
75. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Nothing. I can say that honestly.