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Chloe Sullivan (wall_of_weird) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-07-25 00:37:00

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clark kent

This isn't where I parked my car.
Neither was the library.
What was I doing in a library?
And why were there
Even for me, girl from the town of all things weird and weirder, this is

Hello?

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	Clark. wall_of_weird 2009-07-25 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Did you just Look, I might have had You That is You sound like a dirty old man. Or a thirteen year old girl. No, it turns you into a dirty, selfish, pain in the ass. Take the ring off, Clark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chloe

boy_scout
2009-07-25 06:11 am UTC (link)

Come on... I know you had to have at least thought about it. You'll likely never get a chance like this again. Trust me, no one is as good as me at this kinda thing. Pete's not here, so why not give it up to the better man?

I'm never taking this off. Never! And there is no way you'll make me do it, either. Clark was an epic wimp. But as Kal.. ohh. So much better. Nothing to hold me back.

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	Clark. wall_of_weird 2009-07-25 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Whatever thoughts I've had about you are none of your business, Clark Kent. ~~Okay, definitely vouching for the thirteen year old girl.~~ No, with that ring on, you turn into this disgusting creep who has everything to hold him back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chloe boy_scout 2009-07-25 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Kal!! Get it right, woman. Ohh.. but I'm sorry. It's not your fault you were born a blond. You got that backwards, sweetcheeks. Speaking of cheeks... nice tattoo. I think you're a bit uptight. Maybe you should come over when you're tired of pining. And bring that hot cousin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clark. wall_of_weird 2009-07-25 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I have a few points to make. A) My name is Chloe. Not woman. B) Basing intelligence upon hair color? Really, Clark? Have you forgotten who got you through half your exams every semester? C) It's a birthmark. Have you considered getting glasses? D) Do not bring Lois into this conversation or I will kick your ass, alien from another planet or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chloe

boy_scout
2009-07-26 07:11 am UTC (link)

And I got a nice point too.

A) Whatever you say... woman. Or we can go with Chloelicious.
B) As it turns out, never really needed school, the Fortress far surpasses anything at that dump. Not that it mattered. I dropped out after my second year. Never looked back.
C) Don't need them. Besides, and this may shock you, but I'm not like everyone else. For example, I can see through stuff. Like... clothes.
D) How did you know that about me?! Did Jor-El send you here? Did he?? Or maybe Lex found out.. but he couldn't have. Unless his clone told you, after the original was killed by Van.

Mmmm.... Lois. So hot. Bet you can talk her into joining us. Come on, Chloe. It'll be fun.

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