Wow, Danvers, what the hell mess have you got yourself into this time? At least I can honestly say I have no idea how this happened.

Okay, here's the thing. I'm supposed to be home in three hours. I'm supposed to check in at home in one hour. If I don't call, guaranteed one hour after that at the very most, Dad is going to be ready to call in the Pack troops and start a full Nation Search. Let it be known now, it's not my fault if people get hurt. You shouldn't just randomly take people's daughter's if you don't want people hurt. It's a fact.

That being said. What? Seriously? Walking suits of armor?