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Wesley Wyndham-Pryce (wouldbeawatcher) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-07-11 02:22:00

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cordelia chase, wesley wyndam-pryce

Excuse me, but what's going on? If this is some strange kidnapping scheme, you've taken the wrong person. My father won't pay a ransom. And I can't imagine another reason to take people, unless you're very bad demons.

I really need to get home. My name is Wesley Wyndam-Pryce and my father is Roger Wyndam-Pryce. And he'll be very cross if I'm not home in time for my lessons. ~~I don't like it when he's cross.~~

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	pure_faith 2009-07-11 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Demons? You ... know about demons? ~~And vampires?~~ ~~But you can't be? Mr. Wyndam-Pryce is much older than I am and he's very handsome and .. well, I'm not sure if I like him anymore since I know he knew about Lia~~ I know that this question will seem to be very rude, terribly in fact. But is that really your name? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wouldbeawatcher 2009-07-11 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Yes. I know all about demons. Father teaches me about them so I can be a good Watcher one day...even though I'm rather stupid most of the time. Yes, that's really my name? Why would I lie? Father gets very angry when I lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pure_faith
2009-07-11 02:09 pm UTC (link)

What's a Watcher? Oh. You're not stupid. ~~You're also not older~~ I knew .. well, I don't know but I have spoken to him. An older ... you. I am sorry. I must sound a bit daft in the head. However, I do not know how else to explain it. ~~Because for this place and what Christopher has told me, that is the only thing that makes sense~~ However, the older you is very intelligent. Very kind as well.

I am sorry. You simply look, much younger than the last time we spoke.

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	wrongchosenone 2009-07-11 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh holy shit are you fucking adorable. Sorry kiddo, but ain't nobody gettin home. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shessonice 2009-07-11 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Good day, Echo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2009-07-11 06:41 am UTC (link)
	~~Not this shit again~~ I ain't Echo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shessonice 2009-07-11 06:43 am UTC (link)
	I just saw you in the showers. They're usually this way but today they aren't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2009-07-11 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Look, I look like Echo but I ain't Echo. I'm Faith. And you look like Fred, but you ain't Fred. You're some weirdo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shessonice 2009-07-11 06:45 am UTC (link)
	You are Faith. I am Whiskey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2009-07-11 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Whiskey. That's a pretty fuckin awesome name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shessonice 2009-07-11 06:48 am UTC (link)
	I try to be my best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2009-07-11 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I'm just sure you do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wouldbeawatcher 2009-07-11 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Whiskey is a strange name, but it's pretty. And you're very pretty, ma'am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shessonice 2009-07-11 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	I try to be my best. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wouldbeawatcher 2009-07-11 07:07 am UTC (link)
	You're not supposed to swear. Father says that swearing is for common gutter trash. And you're too pretty to be that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2009-07-11 07:13 am UTC (link)
	Yeah well your dad's an asshole and you shouldn't listen to him. But uh.. thanks. This time though, he's pretty much right. Still shouldn't listen to him though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wouldbeawatcher 2009-07-11 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Mother says I should always listen to Father. He is going to teach me to be a good Watcher one day. And then maybe, if I'm not a complete and utter failure, I'll get assigned to a Slayer. That's all I really want to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrongchosenone 2009-07-11 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Look, I know what your parents say but people who treat you like that? And let people treat you like that? Ain't good. You shouldn't listen. Don't ever listen to people who hurt you, kid. You ain't a complete failure though. I'm like.. your Slayer. Y'know.. in the future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

wouldbeawatcher
2009-07-11 07:29 am UTC (link)

My father doesn't treat me badly. He just wants to make sure that I'm adequately prepared to be a good Watcher. But sometimes I'm slow and I mistranslate passages and it's unacceptable, because if I do that when I'm a Watcher, I could get someone killed with my foolishness. Father's right about that.

You're the Slayer? My Slayer? I really have a Slayer when I'm grown up? Really? Am I a good Watcher? Did a demon send you back in time? You're really my Slayer, right?

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wrongchosenone
2009-07-11 07:34 am UTC (link)

No, Wes. You're not fucking foolish. You're a good person and a good.. kid. And your dad is a total fucking douchebag. He has no idea what the hell he's talking about anyway. Watcher's are generally full of shit, no offense.

Well it's uh.. a little complicated. No I'm not back in time, you're kinda in the future I guess. And we're both stuck in this fucking place. But I was your Slayer yeah. There's just.. a whole lot of Slayer's now. Not just me.

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	_visiongirl 2009-07-11 06:38 am UTC (link)
	... Wes? Okay. This place was weirding me out before. Now it's just downright freaking creepy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wouldbeawatcher 2009-07-11 07:10 am UTC (link)
	It's Wesley. Father says that nicknames are ridiculous. Mother uses them and he says she's coddling me unnecessarily. I'm ten years old, so I should be grown up enough not to need such frivolities. This place is odd. Do you know how to get home? Mother will worry and father will be cross and I don't like it when he's cross. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tuckersbrother 2009-07-11 06:38 am UTC (link)
	This place just gets weirder and weirder... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wouldbeawatcher 2009-07-11 07:11 am UTC (link)
	It does seem very strange. Do you know how to get home? I really shouldn't miss my lessons. My father says that I need to study very hard if I ever hope to be anything other than an abysmal failure as a Watcher. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	stopitevilhand 2009-07-11 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Huh. That's a new one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wouldbeawatcher 2009-07-11 07:11 am UTC (link)
	What is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stopitevilhand 2009-07-11 11:47 am UTC (link)
	The last time I saw you, you were an adult, kiddo. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nerd_at_heart 2009-07-11 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh, sweetheart, I don't think you can really get home right now. We're all quite lost. Are you all right, though? Is there an adult with you? (Reply to this)