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Lost Codices Mods (codexmods) wrote in codexooc,
@ 2016-05-31 15:53:00

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Pre-Game Meme #2!
The game opens tomorrow! Who's excited? (Hint: your mods.) As we've been getting an influx of apps over the last few days, let's have another meme. It may be a bit simpler than the first one, though that one is still open to responses~ We present...

TWO LIES AND A TRUTH MEME

The rules are as follows:

OOC Rules:

These are for fun, and therefore completely voluntary.

These will not affect actual IC in-game interactions unless the players collaborate and decide they want to incorporate some of the things from this meme into the real game when it begins.

Please post all replies to this meme on this post. Get creative~

Have fun!

IC Things:

Your character decides to share three facts about him or herself on the network.

There's a twist: two facts are false, but one is true. Note that your character isn't obligated to tell people which is which.

Other characters can make guesses regarding which fact is true and ask questions, start conversations, or generally heckle each other as appropriate.

Have fun!

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mrconviviality
2016-06-01 07:35 pm UTC (link)

so, this one time, i got so fucking drunk - like, seriously, i would have thought a broodmother was sexy drunk. okay, so, i thought it would be a great idea to show off my acrobatic skills. because i am a sexy acrobat. anyway, so i climbed up the stairs in the tavern and took a swan dive off, because i was going to tuck into a roll and then stand up. and i did. (probably because i was drunk off my ass, but hey. success is success)

oh! and another time, i was running a job, right? and some nughumper mistook me for the king of orzammar. me, a king! i totally let him believe that, too. got some gold out of it because he wanted to make sure he paid his respects.

also, i was engaged once. but she didn't like my beard, so i had to break it off.

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	Re: oz unfavored 2016-06-01 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	That first one sounds like you. I think that's the true one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz mrconviviality 2016-06-01 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	i'm hurt, cassy! you don't think i could find a gal to marry me? or that i could be mistaken for the king of orzammar?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz unfavored 2016-06-01 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think it would get to the point of engagement, Oz. I'm sure any number of eligible women are sad about that. You're too young, handsome, and on the surface to be the King of Orzammar. And by the way, there is no amount of ale to make a broodmother anything other than terrifying. Trust me on that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz mrconviviality 2016-06-01 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	hey hey hey. my mom has tried many times to marry me off. i'm just too much man for one person to handle. well, okay, you got me there. even twenty eight pints worth of ale? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz unfavored 2016-06-01 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	Not even thirty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz mrconviviality 2016-06-01 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	i never want to see a broodmother if thirty pints of ale can't make it look good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz unfavored 2016-06-01 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, you never want to see one for any reason. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz mrconviviality 2016-06-01 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	i'll take your word for it. but if i do end up seeing one, i'll make sure to bring plenty of ale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz unfavored 2016-06-01 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	You may want to be sober, or it will be the last thing you ever see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz mrconviviality 2016-06-01 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	but what if the ale is to set it on fire? flaming broodmother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz unfavored 2016-06-01 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, well in that case, carry on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: oz mrconviviality 2016-06-01 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	yes! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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