Wanijima Kaito (shinjukucroc) wrote in clockwork_rp, @ 2008-08-05 12:34:00 |
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Entry tags: | ed::equally_traded, fuumei::hecatoncheire, kaito::shinjukucroc, sano::fabulous_clock |
Drinking Games [ Active ]
Who: Wanijima Kaito (shinjukucroc), Sano Yasuyoshi (fabulous_clock), and SEMI-OPEN (in the sense that, Kaito is quite willing to toss people out on their ass).
What: Drinking party and 'I Never' at Sano's teahouse.
When: While the rest of the hotel is flailing from Watari's antics.
Where: Sano's Teahouse. (does it have a name?)
Warnings: Drunk Kaito. Drunk Sano. Drunks.
Sa: *has a new best friend. His name is Rum. He likes rum very, very much* Naaaaaaa, Kai-chan. Kaiiii-chan. Why the hell was the network sparkly?
Kai: Sparkly? *yes, rum is good for the soul* I no see stars on the network...
Sa: Akitos. Agito...them. Sparkles everywhere. Agito never uses sparkles. The hell was up with that?
Kai: Oh, that. What did you think? Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...
Sa: Didn't really read it much, it made my eyes hurt. But what the hell were they thinking?
Kai: Maybe it is supposed to make your eyes hurt. >| Agito is bitchy like that.
Sa: Yaaaah, but he didn't address it to me. Why'd he do that? 'Cause of you?
Kai: Nah! Your old friend Bumble Beee beee beee beeee beeeeeeeeeeee alerted them to my secret sleeping pills stash. Stupid bug.
Sa: ...You really shouldn't do that shit. 'Sbad for you.
Kai: So is Akira. Since when do you see me stopping that? Fucking jerkface spoiled my reputation and went tottering off. Jerk.
Sa: *eyeroll* He doesn't ruin your liver. At least he's not giving you the silent treatment. *snorts, irritated*
Kai: No, he just pulls disappearing acts after giving you this! *waves the hand with the ring on it* And leave you to deal with his fucking self-absorbed ex girlfriend
Sa: *sighs* Ah, fuck. Fuck love. Alcohol, my only friend...*deadpanned*
Kai: It's so fucked up. All Akito wanted to do was to cheer me up and that bitch had to go all 'dey are buwwying miiiii!!!!' BLEARGH. Pass the bottle!
Sa: *passes* Feh. It's not really like I know her.
Kai: Eh? *takes bottle* Thought you guys were all like her knights in fucking shiny armour? That's the impression she gave anyway. *shrugs*
Sa: *snoooort* Fuck, no. Behemoth wasn't about her--it was about keeping those in D-class and below safe. Akira may have formed it with her in mind, but it was about more than keeping her ass safe. Do you really fucking think I'd join a team to be some girl's knight?
Kai: "Glad you are here at least." "Glad I have Bandou-san and Sano-san to wipe my lily white slutty ass." What was I supposed to fucking think?
Sa: *snrk* You know me better than that.
Kai: Certainly hope I do. Don't want to end up friends with some useless dumb fuck who indulges in a girl's fairy tale fantasies.
Sa: *looks almost offended* I don't even indulge Spitfire's fucking fairy tales. Why would I do it for her?
Kai: TMI, Sacchan. I don't want to know what fucked up sexual fantasies the two of you pervs can come up with.
Sa: Not that, not that. Jesus. *growls*
Kai: Jesus? Where?
Sa: *facepalm*
Kai: Eh hehehehe. Annoying you is fun.
Sa: Jackass.
Kai: *thinks* *thinks* Akira likes me ass.
Sa: ...Dude, you're sloshed already, you fucking lightweight.
Kai: No, seriously. He likes my ass. I like my ass too. Best part of me. With a swanky tattoo on it.
Sa: I know about the tattoo. *grins*
Kai: It's all your fault I'm banned from playing Truth or Dare.
Sa: You started it!
Sa: We should play I've Never.
Kai: Oh wait. Actually it's Rock Star's fault, but he apologized for that already, so whatever.
Kai: I never?
Kai: WTF is that?
Sa: 'Kay, I'll explain. One of us says something like...Idk, 'I've never ridden a bike.' and whoever has, has to take a swig.
Kai: Sounds like fun. I've never...I've never killed a man.
Sa: *doesn't take a swig* M'not a murderer, Kai-chan. *thinks* I've never fired a gun.
Kai: *goes take a swig* I've never...gotten a tan.
Sa: ...*sighs and takes a swig* I've never...skipped.
Kai: *blushes and goes take a swig. fucking albinos. Blushes always show*
Sa: *snickers*
Kai: I've never had toys.
Sa: ....*sighs and takes a swig*
Sa: I've never..driven a hummer.
Kai: You need to fucking try. It's awesome!!
Sa: fuck no. *wrinkles nose* It'd save time to drive a goddamn tank.
Kai: It's still awesome. *drinks* Let's see...I've never gotten love letters- no wait, there was that one.
Kai: I've never played chess.
Sa: Really? *takes a swig* It's fun. :<
Kai: Never had anybody to play with.
Sa: Do now. :|
Kai: Who?
Sa: *raises hand*
Kai: X3 You would have to teach me.
Sa: I could do that. But when you're sober. Annnnd...*thinks* I've...never...dangled myself out of a helicopter.
Kai: *does not drink* I've only dangled people out of it.
Sa: ...*facepalm*
Kai: ...I've never told Agito I love him.
Sa: ...*doesn't drink, but floofs Kaito's hair* You can fix that.
Kai: HEY! Leave the hair alone or I'll braid yours!!!
Kai: And have him laugh at me for that? Nah, he knows now. Good enough for me.
Sa: *giggle* Maybe then Supi would actually speak to me, even if it is only to yell.
Sa: I've neveeeeeeeeeer...pierced anything.
Kai: ... >3 Wanna try? I worked at a piercing parlour.
Sa: Naaaah. Only think I'd wanna get, and I'd doubt he'd appreciate it, the jerk.
Kai: *wriggles eyebrows* It feels good when he tugs on it with his tongue.
Sa: ...
Kai: Maybe I should get a nipple pierce next for that...
Sa: Do not. Need. To know.
Fine, fine. *drinks* I've never danced in the rain.
Sa: ...*takes a swig* I've never worn a wife-beater.
Kai: *drinks* Who the fuck did you dance with anyway?
Sa: ...*just looks away, maudlin for a moment*
Kai: *thought flamers wouldn't like water* I've never worn a shirt with heart shaped prints. And Akira said it was one of your better shirts. I shudder to imagine.
Sa: ...Oh shut up. *swig*
Sa: I've never...ridden a motorcycle.
Kai: ........ *takes a drink with a bluuuuuuuusssssssh*
Sa: *grins*
Kai: *mumbling* ...shuddup. It was just that once.
Sa: *laughs*
Kai: ...he ought to be ticklish. Fucker.
Sa: Mmm, that'd be funny...*giggles*
Kai: Oooh yeah, wriggly.
Kai: *wriggles fingers threateningly*
Sa: Eeek! *scrambles away*
Kai: *laughs* I never...had shower sex.
Sa: ...*flushes dark fucking red and takes one hell of a swig*
Kai: Was it fun?
Sa: Yeah. Good way to pop one's cherry, really. *stretches*
Kai: *thinks* The bathtub is a little too small to do anything in...
Sa: Showers are better...of course, I was smaller, then, so shoving me high enough up on the wall was easier.
Kai: Oh crap, the height difference and all. I forgot about that.
Sa: It can still work. You'd just have to be facing the wall instead of him.
Kai: *red* *small voice* can't believe I'm fucking discussing this with you... now I know where Akira got all those ideas from...
Sa: *laughs, and then thinks* ...I've never had the chance to earn a position myself. *kinda...wishing he had what*
Kai: Position of what? Sex ed pamphlet?
Sa: ...In a job, idiot.
Kai: Oh, oh yeah the game. *drinks* Not all of us are that lucky.
Sa: I wouldn't call it lucky. *sighs* I'd rather have something to do than have it handed to me.
Kai: The grass is always greener on the other side. *thinks* I've never had either of my parents telling me they love me.
Sa: ..*doesn't drink* I can't remember if Mother ever did.
Kai: Well, so long as she doesn't tell you to die every other day.
Sa: She died when I was eight.
Kai: I wished mine had died. Then she didn't have to go through all that shit Sire put her through.
Sa: *shrugs* Can't go back and change anything now. I've never...had anyone tell me they love me. (AND IT'S TRUE 'CAUSE SUPI IS DUMB)
Kai: Kill Spitfire. *reaches over for a drink* *and then another*
Sa: *snort* This won't change anything.
Kai: Makes me feel better.
Sa: Why would it make you feel better? o_O
Kai: Because after practically having to drag the words out of Akira, I know how shitty it can be to not hear them.
Sa: *shrugs* If he doesn't know how, then whatever.I'm not gonna try and beat it out of that idiot.
Kai: ...a toast to being idiots in love with bigger idiots!! *raises a new bottle*
Sa: I'LL DRINK TO THAT!
Kai: Cheers! *clinks*
Sa: *CHUGS*
The sound of footsteps. Kaito looked up blearily from the bottle to the door, a dazed grin on his face. They have company? Wonderful.