City of Saints: Network

Guys, I think they've got the real root causes of this figured out.



'Fess up, come on, we all have to take responsibility here. I'm sorry about the Kabbalah and vegetarianism, I didn't know it would blow up the city. For the rest of these I want a lawyer.

Citizens, citizens...

The Infernal Administrative Government of Montreal (IAGM) has heard your complaints regarding the issue of snow removal and abandoned vehicles. We certainly don't want the major arteries of this beautiful city to remain unusable. While we have yet to reach an agreement with the city's human employees, we've made an executive decision to simply force them back to work. Employees who attempt to circumvent this arrangement via anti-possession tattoos or other warding spells may be terminated immediately. If you have already received an anti-possession tattoo and do not wish to be terminated, please make an appointment with the Department of Penitence (extension 2409) and we'll clear that right up. The operation is quite painful but considerably less so than the alternative.

Speaking of tattoo artists, they may be subject to random inspections. Do not think to hide from us.

Finally, from all of us to all of you, the Infernal Régime would like to wish you a happy Valentine's Day. This insignificant Roman martyr's feast day has inspired over a thousand years of debauch, licentiousness, infidelity, heartbreak, bitterness, gluttony, and petty cruelty. Who could ask for more?