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You have got to be fucking kidding me.

The downs have hit again! Damn

This place is fucking huge.

All right, since Sherlock isn't

So, if we have been kidnapped, I suppose we ought to try and figure out why, for what purpose, what they want etc. My first thought - is there something that connects us all? Even something small?

I'll make a start - I'm John Watson. I'm from the UK, I live in London. I was in the army, I served in Afghanistan. I'm also a doctor. I trained at St Barts. I now work with a private detective, so I suppose I might know some things that someone else might want to find out? People do seem oddly fond of kidnapping me, mostly to piss off Sherlock Holmes.

In the meantime, if anyone needs any medical attention, please do get in touch.

I found free booze, who's with me!