Castle Gloria

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Rating: PG

Pairings: Dorian/Klaus

Notes: ...I was going to post chapter three of the crackfic this morning, but I woke up yesterday afternoon to find that a smutbunny had grown out of its horny adolescent stage into an actual plotbunny, and demanded writing. Written in one sitting, revised in my head during work, had received very nice comments from betas when I got home... so yeah, might as well post it.

What, me write Eroica fic that isn’t crack humor?

Summary: What happens when Klaus and Dorian run out of luck and out of time, among other important things.

By: Avendasora a.k.a mullenkamp

Posted: August 3, 2006

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Last Request

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Category: Mr. James – Porn Peddler Series - WIP

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: include Dorian/Klaus and G/James... or perhaps more accurately, Dorian/himself, Klaus/shouting/violence (OT3!), James/money, one-sided Alaska/G, Laurence/idiocy, and KGB/bungling.

Notes: This is what I refer to as a plot-katamari. It started out with just a stray thought, then rolled around in my head picking up other stray thoughts until it turned into something that was going to require multiple chapters.
Didn’t bother putting “romance” as a genre, since Klaus and Dorian are already a couple here and the fic isn’t about that, but darned if they didn’t work in some amusingly cute moments regardless.

Summary: Unfortunately, there seems to be a little confusion about precisely what caused the Major to send G to Alaska after the events in “Let’s Make a Deal!” While Dorian tries to convince Klaus to bring G back, it looks as though someone else has been secretly watching, too... and now Klaus has a new mission. Sort of. (In progress.)

By: Avendasora a.k.a. mullenkamp

Posted: July 28, 2006

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Sex, Spies, and Videotapes

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Category: Subordinates Challenge for Fried-Potatoes, more or less...

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: Dorian/Klaus

Notes: I'm not sure if this really fits the subordinates challenge or not, despite a rather lengthy scene with the alphabets. I suppose it does, but I think I could do better - because this is just a very odd plotbunny that's been kicking around my head for awhile, rather than something written specifically for the challenge. ;)

Summary: You’d think that an unexpected gunshot would send the alphabets running to their Major’s aid. ...You’d think.

By: Avendasora a.k.a. mullenkamp

Posted: July 8, 2006

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Conspiracy Theory

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Category: For the Papa Eberbach challenge on Fried Potatoes.

Rating: PG

Pairing: Dorian/Klaus (pre-slash)

Notes: In which no one acts slashy at all - thank goodness - and Klaus and Dorian do not interact at all, beyond a single note left behind... Instead, Dorian happens to bump into someone else at an inopportune moment. Perhaps it can be turned to an opportune moment, though...

As everyone seems to have decided that Papa’s name is Heinz, yep - I’m going with that part too.

Summary: (...Goeth before a fall?) Dorian chances to meet the Major’s father at an inopportune moment. Perhaps it will become a more opportune moment than he expects?

By: Avendasora a.k.a. mullenkamp

Posted: July 3, 2006

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A Father’s Pride

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Rating: PG

Pairings: Dorian/Klaus

Notes: Short little snippet I thought of at work last night, which made me giggle enough that I decided I might as well write it.

Summary: Klaus and Dorian, trapped in a very annoying situation...

By: Avendasora a.k.a mullenkamp

Posted: June 29, 2006

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( Freezer Snippet )

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Category: Mr. James – Porn Peddler Series

Rating: R

Pairings: include Dorian/Klaus and G/James... or perhaps more accurately, Dorian/himself, Klaus/shouting/violence (OT3!), James/money, one-sided Alaska/G, Laurence/idiocy, and KGB/bungling.

Notes: I had the thought one night that G/James would be both hilarious and terrifying. Naturally, that meant I had to find a way to make it happen, and this is the result.
Don’t ask me who tops. I don’t want to think about it in that much detail. ;)

Summary: James has a disturbing little proposal for G, involving their mutual unrequited loves and a great deal of invasion of privacy.

By: Avendasora a.k.a. mullenkamp

Posted: June 6, 2006

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Let’s Make A Deal!

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Category: For the James Fic Challenge on Fried Potatoes.

Rating: PG-13

Pairings: None, darn it.

Notes: Originally this fic came about when I was trying to think of something for the James challenge. Had a Beatles song stuck in my head (as usual), and it spawned something that I thought just might fit... but then thanks to a couple side stories, Laurence showed up and bungled everything (as he is prone to do) so that it didn't fit the challenge at all anymore, as opposed to fitting it somewhat marginally. But then halfway through writing it, it twisted again. ...I think it fits now. Kinda.

Summary: Klaus is forced to spend a night with none other than James and Laurence. A very, very disturbing night indeed...

By: Avendasora a.k.a. mullenkamp

Posted: April 24, 2006

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I Call Your Name

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Rating: PG

Pairings: Dorian/Klaus, Dorian/James—(He wishes)

Notes: Since singformebaby wanted some more James love, and made me want more James love with her sadly cute picture, here’s a little scene with James being miserable and Dorian trying to get through to him in a way he understands. ;)

Summary: James being James, and Dorian having to deal with it.

By: Avendasora a.k.a. mullenkamp

Illustration by: singformebaby HERE

Posted: March 9, 2006

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( James Needs Love )

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Rating: PG-13

Pairings: Dorian/Klaus

Notes: So I had this silly thought last night, due to seeing an awful lot of “Klaus admits to his sexuality” scenes in Eroica fanfic, and mentioned it in a post. Two people encouraged me to write it. ...I’m a sucker for encouragement, so here’s my first (publicly posted) attempt at Eroica fic, which takes that scene and... turns it on its head, in a sense. ;) Started out as more or less a joke, but I have this THING where I try to make things make sense even when they’re not meant to be taken seriously, and then...

...On the other hand, it’s Eroica - it can’t stay serious until the end. So I added an optional epilogue for those who (like me) can’t believe this would ever happen and don’t like depressing endings anyway. ;)

Summary: A different sort of coming-out.

By: Avendasora a.k.a. mullenkamp

Posted: March 3, 2006

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